I was running radar today and some guy doing 100mph flew by me. I took off after him but my old car's transmission began to slip heavily. The engine would rev but it would barely increase in speed. I finally got to 90mph, but it wouldnt go any faster than that. I watched the speeder get smaller and smaller. Finally I lost sight of him and I was pounding my fist against the old car's steering wheel. I made it to headquarters and swapped the old one for a 2004 with 9000 miles. The new one will move!! That speeder doesnt know how lucky he is. It would have cost him $310.50

