95Vert said:I was ass. director at the Alamo Boys & Girls Club, pretty ironic isn't it.:Zip2:
95Vert said:I was ass. director at the Alamo Boys & Girls Club, pretty ironic isn't it.:Zip2:
Zero Signal said:1. In high school I convinced a retarded kid to punch the teacher in the back of the head as hard as he could.
SeventyMach1 said:Ass. director? Yeah .... sounds like you did your job of "directing a$$" alright!
To think we're the only two?! Especially after just getting out of the shower together!Caldwell said:1> My favourite kinky thing to do to a chick is lick her ass.
Joes95GT said:I once made out with a good guy friend of mine in front of 3 pretty hot girls for 50 bucks.....We had to keep it going for 2 minutes and way I went in to grab his face still gives me nightmares to this day.
SeventyMach1 said:Sorry to hear that Chris .... but there's another naked dude out there for ya' somewhere that IS gay.
CManT1914 said:I knew when I was typing that somebody was gonna take it the wrong way! Unfortunately, I didn't hit the GIRL.
95WhiteVenom said:1) My first car was a 1993 LX 4 banger stanger. It sadly came stock with a tiny pink pen stripe all the way down the side.
2) When I was playing baseball in high school I once hit this dude I didn't like in the balls with a curveball ON PURPOSE!
3) I once screamed like a girl (very loudly) when this chick I was dating tried to stick her finger up my ass. Sorry you just never expect a girl to do that while she is pleasuring you.
Joes95GT said:To think we're the only two?! Especially after just getting out of the shower together!
Caldwell said:Ohhhhh damn skippy, i could do it for hours.
this thread is probably one of the funniest i've read in a loooooooong time.
95riosnake said:1. In H.S. at a bonfire party, I took a milkjug which a dude I hated was drinking screwdriver from, took it back to the woods, pissed in it, shook it up, then cheered "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" as he finished the whole jug about 15 minutes later. -no one told him...ever.
2. There was an old bitch who we all hated that lived on my way to school. Her door was really close to the road, and perpendicular to it. Every morning I would fly by at at least 80mph and my friend would throw a full apple at the door. One day she was standing in the doorway when we drove by, which was noticed after the apple was deployed....you figure out the rest.
3. I came close to buying an Eclipse GS-T as my first car... just think, I coulda turned out as a ricer by now if that had happened.
Joes95GT said:....... I sat around in groups of ~20 and we all shared our "stories" and how drugs and alcohol made us "feel".
It was more uncomfortable and awkward than anything I've ever experienced. It was so horrible, I refuse to do drugs ever again. I can't say the same for alcohol though.
Joe
2. I once made out with a good guy friend of mine in front of 3 pretty hot girls for 50 bucks.....
Bad part: We had to keep it going for 2 minutes and way I went in to grab his face still gives me nightmares to this day..........
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