This could be interesting....

[Blackened302]

I was ass. director at the Alamo Boys & Girls Club, pretty ironic isn't it.:Zip2:

oh yeah, plenty of places to do it there.

 

[95WhiteVenom]

1) My first car was a 1993 LX 4 banger stanger. It sadly came stock with a tiny pink pen stripe all the way down the side.
2) When I was playing baseball in high school I once hit this dude I didn't like in the balls with a curveball ON PURPOSE!
3) I once screamed like a girl (very loudly) when this chick I was dating tried to stick her finger up my ass. Sorry you just never expect a girl to do that while she is pleasuring you.

 

[SeventyMach1]

I was ass. director at the Alamo Boys & Girls Club, pretty ironic isn't it.:Zip2:

Ass. director? Yeah .... sounds like you did your job of "directing a$$" alright!

 

[Zero Signal]

1. In high school I convinced a retarded kid to punch the teacher in the back of the head as hard as he could.

2. Once hit a kid in the head with a shovel becuase he stepped on my snow fort.

3. I look check out waste down before looking at the boobs.

 

[WhiteStallionGT]

1. In high school I convinced a retarded kid to punch the teacher in the back of the head as hard as he could.

HOLY**** THAT MADE ME LAUGH

 

[95Vert]

Ass. director? Yeah .... sounds like you did your job of "directing a$$" alright!

gigiri gigiri gigiri gi OH Yeeeahhhhh!! (guy from Family Guy)

 

[blksn955.o]

1. stirpped my first car when I was 14 (not stolen) a 64 ss malibu, and put in my first munci when I was 15, rewired a 66impala, and a 66 caprice at 17 as my first car things.

2. Investigated by some 3letter agencies by the time I was 18. Things blew up...

3. I like a girl with a nice can.

 

[DarkProphet]

1. I was kinda investigated by the D.E.A.....

2. I had a nickname "Donchez" from above mentioned activites...

3. Im starting to go crazy from too much school work... and not enough mustang...

 

[Joes95GT]

First, people shouldn't be putting stuff up that we SHOULD know. The stuff we SHOULDN'T know is the funniest...

1> My favourite kinky thing to do to a chick is lick her ass.

To think we're the only two?! Especially after just getting out of the shower together!

2. I once made out with a good guy friend of mine in front of 3 pretty hot girls for 50 bucks.....

Bad part: We had to keep it going for 2 minutes and way I went in to grab his face still gives me nightmares to this day.

3. I was suspended 7 different times from high school - 2 drug and 5 alcohol related. In order for me to graduate, I had to attend drug and alcohol counseling for the remainer of my senior year (which was about 7 months). I sat around in groups of ~20 and we all shared our "stories" and how drugs and alcohol made us "feel".

It was more uncomfortable and awkward than anything I've ever experienced. It was so horrible, I refuse to do drugs ever again. I can't say the same for alcohol though.

Joe

 

[DFG 5OH]

I once made out with a good guy friend of mine in front of 3 pretty hot girls for 50 bucks.....We had to keep it going for 2 minutes and way I went in to grab his face still gives me nightmares to this day.

OMGOMGOMG YOU ARE TEH GAY

 

[CManT1914]

Sorry to hear that Chris .... but there's another naked dude out there for ya' somewhere that IS gay.

I knew when I was typing that somebody was gonna take it the wrong way! Unfortunately, I didn't hit the GIRL.

 

[SeventyMach1]

I knew when I was typing that somebody was gonna take it the wrong way! Unfortunately, I didn't hit the GIRL.

So you DID tap that (the dude)? Maybe you & Joe need to hook up .... just keep us poor SN'ers out of it.

 

[Blackened302]

1) My first car was a 1993 LX 4 banger stanger. It sadly came stock with a tiny pink pen stripe all the way down the side.
2) When I was playing baseball in high school I once hit this dude I didn't like in the balls with a curveball ON PURPOSE!
3) I once screamed like a girl (very loudly) when this chick I was dating tried to stick her finger up my ass. Sorry you just never expect a girl to do that while she is pleasuring you.

 

[Caldwell]

To think we're the only two?! Especially after just getting out of the shower together!

Ohhhhh damn skippy, i could do it for hours.

this thread is probably one of the funniest i've read in a loooooooong time.

 

[Blackened302]

Ohhhhh damn skippy, i could do it for hours.

this thread is probably one of the funniest i've read in a loooooooong time.

ass is good, dude. especially ass with slightly shaved and maintained pubies

 

[95riosnake]

1. In H.S. at a bonfire party, I took a milkjug which a dude I hated was drinking screwdriver from, took it back to the woods, pissed in it, shook it up, then cheered "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" as he finished the whole jug about 15 minutes later. -no one told him...ever.

2. There was an old bitch who we all hated that lived on my way to school. Her door was really close to the road, and perpendicular to it. Every morning I would fly by at at least 80mph and my friend would throw a full apple at the door. One day she was standing in the doorway when we drove by, which was noticed after the apple was deployed....you figure out the rest.

3. I came close to buying an Eclipse GS-T as my first car... just think, I coulda turned out as a ricer by now if that had happened.

 

[Blackened302]

1. In H.S. at a bonfire party, I took a milkjug which a dude I hated was drinking screwdriver from, took it back to the woods, pissed in it, shook it up, then cheered "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" as he finished the whole jug about 15 minutes later. -no one told him...ever.

2. There was an old bitch who we all hated that lived on my way to school. Her door was really close to the road, and perpendicular to it. Every morning I would fly by at at least 80mph and my friend would throw a full apple at the door. One day she was standing in the doorway when we drove by, which was noticed after the apple was deployed....you figure out the rest.

3. I came close to buying an Eclipse GS-T as my first car... just think, I coulda turned out as a ricer by now if that had happened.

#1 is foken awesome, dude. glad you're a stanger and not a ricer

 

[stanglvrsgrl]

Im not very interesting but I will still post on here.....

1. My first car accident happened in the school parking lot. A teacher T-Boned me, called me a dumb b*tch and I got her fired. To this day she will see me and won't even make eye contact with me. The car was a '91 Camry that ended up being hit about 4 more times, none of which were my fault.

2. I was arrested in Myrtle Beach at my senior week for standing up on the back of a jeep going down the strip. Got handcuffed to a freakin bike, and then a guy came up to me to see if I was ok(I was bawling) and the cop turned around and told him to "get away from my Prisoner" swear to god thought I was a freaking murderer. My bail was 100 my best friend came and bailed me out after sitting in jail for 9 hours with some drunk crack head. It was bad.

3. I am terrified of bugs. If you get close to me with one or even look in my direction with a bug I will bust your nose. If I am driving and a bug is on me everything else around me becomes oblivious and I panic. I have almost died so many times because of freaking bugs.

Those are the 3 things you didn't know about me not very interesting as you can see

 

[xr8d302]

....... I sat around in groups of ~20 and we all shared our "stories" and how drugs and alcohol made us "feel".

It was more uncomfortable and awkward than anything I've ever experienced. It was so horrible, I refuse to do drugs ever again. I can't say the same for alcohol though.

Joe

After reading this again....are you suuuuuuuure the counselling session was the most uncomfortable and awkward thing you've ever experienced?



Because this WOULD have been mine if I were you....

2. I once made out with a good guy friend of mine in front of 3 pretty hot girls for 50 bucks.....

Bad part: We had to keep it going for 2 minutes and way I went in to grab his face still gives me nightmares to this day..........

 

[SQUEEZE&STROKE]

+1 FOR LICKING A GIRLS ASS!


-1 for making out with a guy!