This could be interesting....

[xr8d302]

I just randomly thought of this after reading the chuck norris and Mr. T threads

Everyone get in on this

3 Things we should, or probably shouldn't know about yourself

I'll start

I once pissed in a display toilet at Canada's biggest department store, Canadian Tire in front of about 75 people.

I started out driving a 1986 Hyundai pony and learned how to drive sideways at the age of 14.

I dated an Austrian model for about 2 months, before realizing that she was into really sadistic fetishes (she liked to punch me during sex), and never called her back.

Anyone else?

 

[reject5.0]

1) I only fight women and children

2) I once made fun of a man with cancer (cancer is not funny)

3) I asked a teacher in HS if she wanted to "get jiggy with it"

 

[DarkProphet]

1)My first car was a Lowered 94 purple (plum actually) ranger... It was lowered 6" in the front and 7" in the back. I have frame rail marks throughout my town.

2) I pissed on a jahovas whitness church.. and their van.. and alot of other things they own..

3) I took a kids ski once while going down the hill. His came off and went down the hill faster then he did... and I grabbed it... Dont know why??

 

[WHITE94COBRA]

1. First car was a 1989 Iroc, My parents sold it 6 months after they got it for me, I put $6000 into it in the first month (paint, lowered, ported heads, new cam, and intake, exhaust, chip) Got two tickets the day after it came out of the paint shop... Parents sold it for $5800 dollars and baught me a 88 subaru turbo station wagon

2. My friends and I used to steal stereo systems out of boats that vacationer's left on their docks for winter, we did this for 3 years until we got caught on the mayors boat.... Thank god I was 15 years old...

3. I cant seem to keep a girlfriend for more than a year.... I dont know why dammit, they start talking move in or marriage, and i'm out.

 

[95BLKGT5.0]

1) My first car was a 67 VW Hippie van.

2) Had four girls naked at the same time in VW hippie Van.

3) Wish I had not sold my Blue 1969 Mach1 428 Mustang amnit:

 

[SQUEEZE&STROKE]

1. I kissed my hot spanish Teacher in HS and her husband didnt like it very much

2. I videotaped the ex G/F and I having sex...and showed it to all my friends...while we were still together

3. I had a co worker (who was thirty) try to seduce me at work (I was 18) and almost gave in...but she was married...BAD KARMA!!)

 

[Caldwell]

1> My favourite kinky thing to do to a chick is lick her ass.

2> I once stripped down naked in the middle of december and ran screaming "Where's the Beef?" down a major street in Toronto.

3> I've received many nicknames in my time, Rico, Zuko... thankfully all nicknames that relate to men getting sex

 

[SeventyMach1]

1.) I first learned to drive on a '68 Ford Custom with a 3 on the tree. My first car, however, was a Geo Prizm ....


2.) I once totalled 2 cars at once .... over a remark a guy made. I rammed my '93 Ranger through his '02 (brand spankin' new) Grand Prix. Lots of fines + outrageous insurance!!! (By reading #3 .... you'll fugure out what else happened)


3.) Let's see ...... I get laid at least once a day ..... but I still masturbate more often than that.

 

[reject5.0]

^that thing is gunna go limp if you don't take it easy.

 

[WhiteStallionGT]

1) I injured a tall lanky uncoordinated white dude pretty badly during sparring class. He filed charges, but they were later dropped.

2) Before I planned on getting a Mustang, I was thinking of modding my mom's 97, auto, 4 door civic. (no joke)

3) One time I was too lazy to get out of bed and walk to the bathroom so I just took a piss in my dorm room sink.

 

[Blackened302]

^that thing is gunna go limp if you don't take it easy.

no sir, the less you use it, the more you'll lose it!


1) first car: '88 Jeep Cherokee Sport 4.0L 4x4 -- still have it

2) i'm constantly @ war w/ my conscience (to bone her or not to bone her? she's my friend! he likes her, but she wants me, bla bla)

3) poosy > pooper and azz+hips+thighs>breasts

 

[1slow95]

1. My first car was an 81 F-100 w/a 302 and just cherry bomb mufflers. I never got to drive it on the road, so I would do top-speed runs in my driveway. Got up to about 35mph one time!

2. I've planned on "fixing up" every car I've ever owned, but only actually did it to my stang. This includes my 88 cavilier, 89 grand am, 87 v-6 cougar, and 85 rx-7, among others.

3. I went to senior prom with a girl I met online as a first date....yeah, that didn't work out too good...

 

[CManT1914]

2) I pissed on a jahovas whitness church.. and their van.. and alot of other things they own..

1) My first car was an 85 Corolla, I proceeded to go to the muffler shop and ask about an exhaust system (luckily I decided not to do it when he told me it would sound like a lawnmower).

2) I ate rabbit food in 5th grade........ and enjoyed it.

3) I used to sleep over at my friends house, and his sister and him and I would play truth or dare. We invariably ended up naked running through the backyard, down the street, and I never hit it.

 

[mo_dingo]

1. I used to grab cigarette packs from the grocery store and walk around saying to myself, where's my dad? Where's my dad???? It actualy worked, but this was when they didn't lock up all cigarette packs.

2. I almost burnt down a wash next a couple blocks from my house (13 at the time). I lit a brush on fire, and tried to put it out. And in AZ, it never rains, so yeah, that went well...lol.

3. I will only go down on a girl if she is skinny and shaves. And I actually enjoy it. But otherwise, forget it.

 

[SeventyMach1]

3) I used to sleep over at my friends house, and his sister and him and I would play truth or dare. We invariably ended up naked running through the backyard, down the street, and I never hit it.

Sorry to hear that Chris .... but there's another naked dude out there for ya' somewhere that IS gay.

 

[bimmertech]

1) i got arrested in the MGM grand casino in Las Vegas for soliciting prostitution--i offered oral sex to an 80 yr old lady

2) i did the first and only karoke stage dive while singing "whip it"

3) i once got drunk and puked all over myself without waking up for it--until the morning

oh yeah, my nickname is ben barry the very hairy scary dinkleberry ferry.

 

[bimmertech]

Sorry to hear that Chris .... but there's another naked dude out there for ya' somewhere that IS gay.

 

[95Vert]

1. Just last week I got thrown out of a popular bar in city for pissing in the trash can.

2. Had sex with a co-worker ON TOP of my boss' desk, and in her car, and on the restroom floor and the pool table and.... well you get the idea.

3. Ram(Paul) Don't be a and bang her, you're not married yet!!!!

 

[Blackened302]

1. Just last week I got thrown out of a popular bar in city for pissing in the trash can.

2. Had sex with a co-worker ON TOP of my boss' desk, and in her car, and on the restroom floor and the pool table and.... well you get the idea.

3. Ram(Paul) Don't be a and bang her, you're not married yet!!!!

lol, where the hell did you work when that happened?

i'm probably gonna end up doing so soon... she wants my

 

[95Vert]

lol, where the hell did you work when that happened?

i'm probably gonna end up doing so soon... she wants my

I was ass. director at the Alamo Boys & Girls Club, pretty ironic isn't it.:Zip2: