This is going to be so Golly-Gee cool.

The Green GT · Oct 1, 2006

Ok, I have an idea that will be so ****ing cool. I was watching Jackass 2 the other night and when the shocking stool scene came on I was like "O **** I need to make one of those"

So here is my plan.
First I will need a stool. Im going to get a stool with a wooden seat, and drill two holes, and put a screw in each hole. On the bottom I will attach a wire to each screw and then attach each wire to a side of the taser. My taser is only 100,000 volts. It hurts but not enough to even take a 12 year old girl to the ground. Ive been shocked countelss times.
For the switch Im going to use a wireless doorbell and replace the switch on the taser with the "chime" on the doorbell. Heres the doorbell Im gonna use.
http://www.seenontvproducts.net/wirelessdoorbell/index.html

Anyone can think of a way to make it better?

HISSIN50 · Oct 1, 2006

You tried your Taser on a 12 year old girl? That's sick man.

Anything I'm thinking of would involve house current so it's probably best that I keep it to myself.

Good luck with the stool............ I think........

Synned · Oct 1, 2006

But are you gonna have a metal plate or something on the wood? YOu are just going to assume that both ass cheecks will touch either screw?

The Green GT · Oct 1, 2006

Synned said:
But are you gonna have a metal plate or something on the wood? YOu are just going to assume that both ass cheecks will touch either screw?

I may put 6 screws, 3 for each prong on the taser.

The Green GT · Oct 1, 2006

HISSIN50 said:
You tried your Taser on a 12 year old girl? That's sick man.

Anything I'm thinking of would involve house current so it's probably best that I keep it to myself.

Good luck with the stool............ I think........

Just plug the screws to an outlet huh?

Bosko5.0 · Oct 2, 2006

just get like 4 stools you may have to have the screws close together for the current to jump maybe iam wrong

Also when you are bored do you taser your self for the hiull of it?

1TallMF · Oct 2, 2006

That reminds me of the good old electric fence generator my buddy brought in to school one day. 220,000V. We spent most of the time sneeking up on people from behind and shockng them in the butt, it was great! Then one time, we duct-taped the wires to two empty pop cans, with the wires decently hidden. Then when our buddy Brett came into the lounge where we were, we asked him if he could bring us the two pop cans that were sitting on the table, so he goes and grabs both at the same time. Needless to say, it almost killed the guy, he jumped back about 12 feet and was yelling like a little girl, then he almost passed-out, it was fantastic. He was in a state of shock for about 2 hours afterwards. I never laughed so much in my life. We had to skip our next class because we couldn't stop laughing. We were such @$$holes
I guess something about the huge increase in surface area with the pop cans as opposed to the tips of little wires intensified the whole experience.

I think your idea should work, the electricity should have no problem passing through two butt cheeks, its just a matter of how well it'll go through clothing. And how do you plan to conceal the two screws and the door bell button so that someone is willing to sit on it without saying "wtf is all that?"

The Green GT · Oct 2, 2006

1TallMF said:
how do you plan to conceal the two screws and the door bell button so that someone is willing to sit on it without saying "wtf is all that?"

Im going to put it under the stool and make it to where you cant see it if you are pretty close to the stool.

HISSIN50 · Oct 2, 2006

1TallMF said:
That reminds me of the good old electric fence generator my buddy brought in to school one day. 220,000V. We spent most of the time sneeking up on people from behind and shockng them in the butt, it was great! Then one time, we duct-taped the wires to two empty pop cans, with the wires decently hidden. Then when our buddy Brett came into the lounge where we were, we asked him if he could bring us the two pop cans that were sitting on the table, so he goes and grabs both at the same time. Needless to say, it almost killed the guy, he jumped back about 12 feet and was yelling like a little girl, then he almost passed-out, it was fantastic. He was in a state of shock for about 2 hours afterwards. I never laughed so much in my life. We had to skip our next class because we couldn't stop laughing. We were such @$$holes
I guess something about the huge increase in surface area with the pop cans as opposed to the tips of little wires intensified the whole experience.

I think your idea should work, the electricity should have no problem passing through two butt cheeks, its just a matter of how well it'll go through clothing. And how do you plan to conceal the two screws and the door bell button so that someone is willing to sit on it without saying "wtf is all that?"

Way to stir the pot. Nice going.

Don't tell him about the time you made an extending spike that came out of the seat of the stool.

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