Vtech Switch...hahahaha......

stprorolla49 · Jun 14, 2005

i was just in history class talkin to my buddy about some kid in our town's CRX, and this one retard kid sitting next to my friend i was talkin to was like "yea im gonna buy that CRX of that kid".......i was like "dont its a piece of crap, and he drives it like a doofus", and he was like well i dont care, cause its got a VTECH switch.....so my friend and i were like elaborate on this "switch" just to make him look like an idiot because we both knew that theres no such thing.....so the kid was like "yea, its like a NAWWZ button to activate the VTECH"....so then my buddy and i CRACKED UP laughing!!!! we were both like, you know thats not a real thing....hes like, "we'll see".........

xr8d302 · Jun 14, 2005

kill him.

Kevin R. · Jun 14, 2005

Seriously, you have to kill him now. It's in the rules.

FastFord · Jun 14, 2005

hahaha

No... really... thats sad.

fiveo'cobra · Jun 14, 2005

uhhhhhhh actually there is such a thing except its not called a "vtech switch." Its real name is a vtech controller. They sell them and it allows you to either manually turn the vtech off and on or you can set it to come on at an earlier rpm than the factory set it on so that way you get more power throughout more of the powerband.

unless you have a well built motor and know how to advance fuel/timing etc, a vtech controller wont really do much power wise so this kid in the crx is prolly retarded but maybe next time ya'll could actually do a little research before you call people liars?

Scott_95GT · Jun 14, 2005

Thats hilarious.

Uncle Log · Jun 14, 2005

fiveo'cobra said:
it allows you to either manually turn the vtech off and on

"the vtech"?

Now, I not squat about these cars, but that just sounds funny.

urban96 · Jun 14, 2005

phear teh vtak

slo65 · Jun 14, 2005

vtec smells good

WhiteDevil · Jun 14, 2005

i have a Vtech contoller!!! Its on my phone and allows me to swtich between call waiting and my current coversation.

stprorolla49 · Jun 14, 2005

fiveo'cobra said:
uhhhhhhh actually there is such a thing except its not called a "vtech switch." Its real name is a vtech controller. They sell them and it allows you to either manually turn the vtech off and on or you can set it to come on at an earlier rpm than the factory set it on so that way you get more power throughout more of the powerband.

unless you have a well built motor and know how to advance fuel/timing etc, a vtech controller wont really do much power wise so this kid in the crx is prolly retarded but maybe next time ya'll could actually do a little research before you call people liars?

i know thats theres such thing as a vtech controller, but hes like "yea its like nitrous...you just flick the switch and you get an instant boost of power."....hes like "it would ruin your piece of **** thats always breakin.".........so my friend and i just cracked up and we were like your just retarted....this is teh same kid that told me there was a new wheel company comin out that make wheels that wiehged 2.5 lbs each.............

super302 · Jun 14, 2005

you're still in school....when's your last day?

stprorolla49 · Jun 14, 2005

super302 said:
you're still in school....when's your last day?

i start finals tomorrow, and the last day is tues......then im a SENIOR.....wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WhiteStallionGT · Jun 14, 2005

LMAO!!!!!

I'm really laughing.

stprorolla49 · Jun 14, 2005

WhiteStallionGT said:
LMAO!!!!!

I'm really laughing.

at me?? or at the dumbass whose dumb.........

WhiteStallionGT · Jun 14, 2005

at him, duhhhhhhhhhh

fiveo'cobra · Jun 14, 2005

stprorolla49 said:
i know thats theres such thing as a vtech controller, but hes like "yea its like nitrous...you just flick the switch and you get an instant boost of power."....hes like "it would ruin your piece of **** thats always breakin.".........so my friend and i just cracked up and we were like your just retarted....this is teh same kid that told me there was a new wheel company comin out that make wheels that wiehged 2.5 lbs each.............

Oh deffinatley i have no doubt that he's a moron ricer. I just thought you meant there was no such thing period. I have a friend who has a Celica GTS and i quote him; "vtech is like a turbo from the factory." Needless to say we make fun of him alot.

stprorolla49 · Jun 14, 2005

fiveo'cobra said:
Oh deffinatley i have no doubt that he's a moron ricer. I just thought you meant there was no such thing period. I have a friend who has a Celica GTS and i quote him; "vtech is like a turbo from the factory." Needless to say we make fun of him alot.

im not too sure i know what vtech is...call me dumb, but i really only focus on mustangs........i know it is a higher compression motor.........thats about it...........

fiveo'cobra · Jun 14, 2005

stprorolla49 said:
im not too sure i know what vtech is...call me dumb, but i really only focus on mustangs........i know it is a higher compression motor.........thats about it...........

To put it in Lamen's terms, all technical aspects aside, when the motor reaches a certain rpm a more aggressive power band hits and the car suddenly jerks forward (you can really feel the jerk in most built vtech motors and newer cars with it).

It was mainly designed as sort of a conservative powerband so that you could drive the car like it was a camry with excellent gas mileage wherever you went, but if say went to the track you'd be in the higher rpms where the vtech would kick in and you'd have extra power to play with.

donjohn · Jun 14, 2005

i thought it was like a secondary or modified cam kicking in or something...

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