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wedding story

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legalize420

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> : Wedding story
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> I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for > over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little > thing bothering me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.
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> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and > generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, > and I always got more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She > never did it when she was near anyone else.
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> One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the > wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me > that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She > told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married > and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and > couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you > want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
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> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When > she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down > > > the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline > straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards > my car.
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> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, > > > "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask > for better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!!!"
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> And the moral of this story is: ..........always keep your condoms in your > car > > >

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5.0_GT_kid

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Hahahahahaha!
 

95riosnake

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hahaha nice
 
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wytstang

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Ummm I told this joke a while ago in the joke thread we had going. I to stole it from SFS
 

stprorolla49

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HAHAHAHA thats ****in hilarious....
 

donjohn

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i remember when wytstng told it too...

nevertheless, an awesomly funny joke! the guy in it is an ass, but a funny joke
 
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