Whos addicted to boost ?!?!?!

[ASD]

Not sure if anyone has seen this but who considers themselves a BOOSTAHOLIC.
Meaning you just have to find a way to go faster than you have just gone!
You are always upping the boost!
Your Tuner is telling you your nuts!

 

[ASD]

Top 10 signs that your are addicted to boost

10. When you mill grooves into your blower snout cause they don't make a pulley small enough
9. They don't make a boost gauge high enough to show your boost
8. When you can't back out of the garage without shredding your belt
7. When you engine wines louder than your blower
6. Your tuner tells you "there is NO more boost !!"
5. When you can BBQ on your blower between runs
4. When asked how much boost are running you say "i can't count that high"
3. Everytime you hear the word boost your nipples get hard like a school-girl
2. When you can tell a "ricer" that your blower is bigger than his entire engine

and finally , the number 1 reason is : When you lower pulley is bigger than your full size spare !!!

 

[gospeedgo]

you forgot one:

You spent HOW MUCH on that ESCORT?

 

[Jon]

Boost is for sissies.

 

[ASD]

Here are a few more.

10. When your blower could dry all the hair in every 80s rock band.

9. You find yourself cutting the frame up to fit a "street blower" in your car.

8. When putting two blowers on actually seems like a good Idea.

7. You don’t need a calculator to instantly convert bar readings to PSI, yet you think balancing a checkbook involves a scale.

6. When lifting your heads and oiling the underside of your car and front brake rotors just makes stopping that much more fun!

5. When you change head units because it’s "just not going to make the power I want" Before you ever try the one that’s on it.

4. Engagement ring? Blower? Ring? BLOWER! Blower it is.

3. Pay off student loan or Build Cobra!!!!!!!!!!

2. When you know what’s in what hair product because you have to listen to her when you’re done showing her compressor maps!

1. When your wife can explain the difference between a turbo, PD blower and a centrifugal blower. Never mind that she hates Cars!!!

 

[ASD]

Boost is for sissies.

You had your chance to build a twin turbo car but NOOOOOOOOOO!
Later Sissy Boy.

 

[Jon]

I'm living my dream through you now, that's all.

 

[agirlbeatyou]

ok alan is this you tonight??.. HOW MUCH have you had to drink tonight and shouldnt you be sleeping?

 

[loud 95]

You had your chance to build a twin turbo car but NOOOOOOOOOO!
Later Sissy Boy.

So did you! Are you building one now that your rods are up to the task?

 

[The Factor]

ok alan is this you tonight??.. HOW MUCH have you had to drink tonight and shouldnt you be sleeping?

LMAO Thats way too funny

 

[The Factor]

You forgot one.... when your Avatar is a boost gauge

 

[ASD]

ok alan is this you tonight??.. HOW MUCH have you had to drink tonight and shouldnt you be sleeping?

That is too funny. I only had a few to many drinks and look at all the friends I have made.

 

[ASD]

So did you! Are you building one now that your rods are up to the task?

Maybe this winter but in a different car.

 

[Scooby5.0Doo]

what about you know your addicted to boost when you changed your speedo to read boost

 

[fiveohwblow]

I can say I am addicted!

 

[WaterPog]

Hi...
My Name's Eric...
And I'm a Boost Addict.

[Group]
HI ERIC...
[/GROUP]

Can't you just feel the love?

 

[loud 95]

Maybe this winter but in a different car.

One that you will not mind racing and caging I hope? Maybe we can do battle on the strip next season...

 

[5.0 MoJo]

I would say your addicted after your destroy a Paxton SN blower, A Vortech B-trim blower, a D-2R blower, thought about spray for...yeah about that long then buy twin turbos.

Its so bad that when I call the bank to extend my line of credit, they say: "Broke another blower?"

This time time I got them and said nope...finally broke the car! As they laughed and said well we can do 10% for 4yrs (bastards always win)

 

[Midnightmotorsports]

Thats awsome! All my girls know the different blowers and turbos! Im a boostaholic, and I havent even got any yet! L8.

 

[breakemlose]

I am addicted I've hit 27 pounds of boost with pump fuel + meth. And thinking about asking for more