Why can't I beat my buddie's Celica???

[tylers65]

No matter how hard I try, I just cannot beat him. He only has a few mods and I should be able to walk all over him. What gives?










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[stang dreamer]

i know why! its because his is more.... errrm....


aerodynamic! yea that must be it

 

[Ernad]

Dude, it's teh fartcan

 

[delurker]

That does it! I'm selling this slow POS!

 

[stang dreamer]

Dude, it's teh fartcan

my ex g/f's stepdad got one of these and put his foot down trying to impress me. i had more fun in my dads truck.

 

[duner]

I think you could take him. Just add some NAWZ

 

[stang dreamer]

I think you could take him. Just add some NAWZ

some stickers too! go faster stripes!! neons!!!

that should show him...

 

[Blk05Retro]

If you can find a banana big enough, you could have one of your friends put it in his exhaust before you take off. Just make sure he does it before a couple of test bursts or he might feel like Richard Pryer heating up a coke spoon.

 

[dsg_gt2004]

all you need is a lid and i bet it would cook a decent turkey or something in that nature in about 5 seconds

 

[Klay]

The reason he beat you is because imports are wayyy better than domestics
its a proven fact, just read sport compact car magazine

 

[kevins05v-6]

all you need is a lid and i bet it would cook a decent turkey or something in that nature in about 5 seconds

What an avatar, or can i say an assatar?!?

 

[SpazHairlip]

What an avatar, or can i say an assatar?!?

Ya, I asked him to send me pics but he won't

 

[DBMSTNG]

it's all the extra cylinders weighing your car down.

I4 > V8

 

[Redhero]

well duh! its those flame stickers on the side. I bet he also has a powered by Toyota windshield decal as the icing on the cake.

 

[351CJ]

I think the summer heat has affected Tyler's brain.

 

[GottaBeRed]

I bet your friend stole Cleveland's aerodynamic "Pony" valvestem covers.
And I think Dreamer is correct; you need more performance stickers - - its a proven fact that those are worth at least 5hp each.

We know it couldn't be driver error - - -