• Mustang Forums
  • 1979 - 1995 (Fox, SN95.0, & 2.3L) -General/Talk-

you might be a mustang guy if...

  • Thread starter Thread starter fordguy87
  • Start date Start date Oct 24, 2006
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
Next
1 of 3 Next Last
F

fordguy87

Member
Jul 15, 2005
47
0
6
PA
Oct 24, 2006
#1
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #1
sorry i had to post this i matched just about every one of these!

You might be a mustang PERSON if........

1) Your goal in modification is to beat a stock LS1 F-body.
2) Your first mod is flowmasters
3) You have mufflers and a K&N for a new mustang before you take delivery
4) Your car has 10,000 miles and the dealership mechanics say the squeeks and rattles are "normal"
5) Your answer for those squeeks and rattles is a louder exhaust.
6) You spend the money you withdrew on gas instead of food like you planned.
7) You have "Bullitt" on DVD, and you've seen the chase scene tons of times, but never the rest of the movie.
8l You notice every damn ricer on the road tries to race you
9) You look in the rearview every time you notice Mustang headlights.
10) You recognize the year and trim of that Mustang by those headlights (or tail lights in some cases)
11) You floor it under every bridge and overpass just to hear your car.
12) You can hear a Mustang from a mile away, and tell the difrence between a 5.0 and a 4.6
13) Your windows squeek
14) You turn your music down and roll down your window to hear another Mustang's exhaust.
15) In the short walk from your car into the convenience store, you turn
around at least twice to admire your car.
16) You have ever come to a complete stop if there is water on the road
17) You have a towel and some quick detailer in the trunk in case you
forget rule #16.
18l The first thing you do when you get in your car is turn off the T/A
19) You know what T/A stands for
20) You have "lost a race" because of your T/A
21) When you have to respond, "what glove compartment"?
22) You know what PI stands for.
23) You use parts catalogs for reading material while on the "throne"
24) You laugh histaricaly at Fobras and Faleens, and you can spot them from a mile away.
25) You spend hours looking at different brands of the same product.
26) You know that you're one of the few cars on the road with true duals.
27) You get pissed that people want to ride in your car cause they add weight.
28l You put your mercedes outside so your mustang can stay in the garage.
29) When the stoplight is considered practice for the dragstrip.
30) An "intake" to you is more than just the piping leading to your throttlebody. (full manifold and up)
30) You wish they made INTAKES for your car that was under $1500(4.6)
31) You have to put the beer cooler in the back seat because it will not fit in the trunk. (coupe/convertible).
32) You you already know you're calling in sick the weatherman says 3-6 inches of snow forcasted for the rush hour.
33) You've ever been pulled over by a cop just to see your car
34) You have over ten parts catalogs under ur bed (best aftermarket)
35) You know where the real cupholder is (5.0 guys)
35) For every suspension mod you've done 10 engine mods.
36) You change your exhaust setup more often than u change ur hairstyle.
37) You've made your ricer friends hypotheticaly crap their pants on their first ride along.
38l You can change ur sparkplugs in 15 min... all 8 (5.0 guys)
39) Your car is looked down on by older people if it doesnt have a 5.0
40) Your car leans to one side (5.0 guys)
41) You stare in astonishment if you see someone with a working ashtray door (5.0 guys)
42) Your air silencer is home to some mouse in the corner of ur garage
43) Your car has 200,000+ miles and still spanks others (5.0 guys)
44) You dread being at a stoplight next to a cop for fear of them hearing ur car at anything above 2k rpm.
45) You set off alarms like no ones biznis.
46) You remember people by what they did to their car.
47) You've gotten used to the "drone"
48l You occasionaly brag about how many stock things u still have on ur car.
49) You know what the porno interior is (5.0 guys)
50) You can tell when other drivers hide their jealousy with anger when you beat them, because they are used to beating Mustangs.
51) In the rain you still park your car a mile from the mall, because you don't want to car dinged.
52) Your car is always up on jack stands to make it faster, not because it broke (cough DSM owners)
53) You spend two hours a night on stangnet.com
54) The first place you look on a random Mustang is the front for foglights or the rear for dual exhaust
55) You've ever been flagged down in a parking lot by a total stranger and the spent the next 30 minutes shooting the breeze about the merits of the Foxbody vs. the SN95.
56) On long trips with your buddies, you still take two cars because no one will sit in the back seat.
57) You have the church van or school bus driving beside you telling you to punch it.
58l You have a 4 foot parts pile in your living room waiting for install.
59) When you come home late at night, you put it into neutral halfway.
60) You know what people are talking about when they say 4v.
61) You have to explain why modular cobras are called a Quad-cam.
62) You put your car in neutral to say "hello" to the f-body watching you drive by
63) You always do heel and toe downshifting.
64) You know ford transmissions are junk, But continue to modify anyways.
65) You know that 5th gear ( 5.0 guys ) cannot go past 145
66) You feel the body twist when launching hard ( 5.0 )
67) You can always win a arguement about best bang for the buck.
68l You cannot roll on Turbine wheels
69) You are always upgrading something.
70) You know the 5.0 with the airbag didn't come with tilt wheel
 

tunedin302

I AM the law!!!
Jul 29, 2004
1,251
2
36
Pennsylvania
Oct 24, 2006
#2
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #2
love it !
 

Strype

Cuthbert catcher
Founding Member
May 11, 1999
61
34
104
Huntsvegas, AL
Oct 24, 2006
#3
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #3
That is scary how that's me


18l The first thing you do when you get in your car is turn off the T/A
19) You know what T/A stands for
20) You have "lost a race" because of your T/A


 
8

89white50

Member
Nov 16, 2004
440
1
18
central MA
Oct 24, 2006
#4
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #4
hahahaahah there are some priceless ones on there!
 
G

GT89Mustang

New Member
Mar 31, 2005
0
0
0
Monmouth County, NJ
Oct 24, 2006
#5
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #5
Wow, so many of those apply to me its scary
 

90

Active Member
Sep 24, 2006
0
1
43
Michigan insane asylum
Oct 24, 2006
#6
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #6
15) In the short walk from your car into the convenience store, you turn
around at least twice to admire your car.
16) You have ever come to a complete stop if there is water on the road
17) You have a towel and some quick detailer in the trunk in case you
forget rule #16.


i sware to god thats me... but it was only the 1st 3weeks... took 4 weeks to actually kick in that it was my car~~!!
 

MAC'n89Blckstng

Active Member
Jun 11, 2003
1,012
4
36
NJ
Oct 24, 2006
#7
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #7
I think I can vouge for 65 of those lol. I even have the big pile of parts in the living room one! haha
 
D

Daggar

New Member
Jul 19, 2004
3,902
5
0
Oct 24, 2006
#8
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #8
I jsut picked out the ones that caught me funny. hehe


You might be a mustang PERSON if........


5) Your answer for those squeeks and rattles is a louder exhaust.
I have no Squeeks.



7) You have "Bullitt" on DVD, and you've seen the chase scene tons of times, but never the rest of the movie.
I had no idea there was any more to it!


11) You floor it under every bridge and overpass just to hear your car.
Soooooooooooooo guilty!



23) You use parts catalogs for reading material while on the "throne"
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Guilty again!

35) You know where the real cupholder is (5.0 guys)
@#$%&^*() Cup Holder!


35) For every suspension mod you've done 10 engine mods.
Ooops!



44) You dread being at a stoplight next to a cop for fear of them hearing ur car at anything above 2k rpm.
lolol


49) You know what the porno interior is (5.0 guys)
D'oh!


50) You can tell when other drivers hide their jealousy with anger when you beat them, because they are used to beating Mustangs.
Wow am I sick of hearing that line.


51) In the rain you still park your car a mile from the mall, because you don't want to car dinged.
Well... they won't let us shoot door dingers!

53) You spend two hours a night on stangnet.com
I think we need a recount on this average.




62) You put your car in neutral to say "hello" to the f-body watching you drive by
I believe that's "hello wench" (insert suitable replacement for "wench")
 

90_Red_LX

Member
Sep 29, 2003
668
5
19
Asheboro, NC
Oct 24, 2006
#9
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #9
2) Your first mod is flowmasters
My first mod after I got the car was to pull them overrated pos mufflers off lol.
 

Roland69

Sergeant Tangnet
Sep 17, 2005
2,867
3
58
Port Elgin, Ontario
Oct 24, 2006
#10
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #10
I have pushed the clutch and said hello at F body's


and alot of those were me lol.
 

Henceforward

The Avatar Master
Founding Member
Jul 17, 2001
485
0
0
Oct 24, 2006
#11
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #11
... said:
2) Your first mod is flowmasters - Guilty
9) You look in the rearview every time you notice Mustang headlights. - Guilty
12) You can hear a Mustang from a mile away, and tell the difrence between a 5.0 and a 4.6 - True
14) You turn your music down and roll down your window to hear another Mustang's exhaust. - Sad but true, as the GF rolls her eyes...
35) You know where the real cupholder is (5.0 guys) - Oh yea! It holds a Whataburger cup no problem!
38) You can change ur sparkplugs in 15 min... all 8 (5.0 guys) - True, with a rubber hose it is even faster.
41) You stare in astonishment if you see someone with a working ashtray door (5.0 guys) - Mine works perfectly!
45) You set off alarms like no ones biznis. - Especially in parking garages...
47) You've gotten used to the "drone" - Haha, true
53) You spend two hours a night on stangnet.com - Or more...
54) The first place you look on a random Mustang is the front for foglights or the rear for dual exhaust - True
70) You know the 5.0 with the airbag didn't come with tilt wheel - Everyday...
Click to expand...
 

88gt

Founding Member
Aug 2, 1999
794
0
0
Drillers cabin
Oct 24, 2006
#12
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #12
71) You had the 2nd "Gone in 60 seconds" on DVD before you had a DVD player!
72) You have BOTH "Gone in 60 seconds" on DVD
 
H

habiv

Member
Oct 28, 2004
125
1
16
Oct 24, 2006
#13
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #13
40) Your car leans to one side (5.0 guys)

You mean I'm not the only one???

I also have one more to add to the list.

71) You know what cheesegraters are and you replaced them immediately.
 
F

FourEyed85

New Member
Nov 17, 2005
34
1
0
Ligas, Az
Oct 24, 2006
#14
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #14
35) You know where the real cupholder is (5.0 guys)

This is amazing how anyone would even mention this one... and i thought i was the only one. My favorite by far! thx fordguy87 u made my day a little better!
 
F

FourEyed85

New Member
Nov 17, 2005
34
1
0
Ligas, Az
Oct 24, 2006
#15
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #15
what about...

71) you deny your shifter boot is torn to hell and try to hide the remains under the plastic piece that holds it down. (5.0 guys)
 

grey5.0beast

Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!
Aug 3, 2004
0
1
0
atl ga
Oct 24, 2006
#16
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #16
I apply to alll except maybe 3
 
P

projectfiveo

Member
Aug 30, 2005
347
0
17
Oct 24, 2006
#17
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #17
my favorite

40) Your car leans to one side (5.0 guys)
 

grey5.0beast

Cookies should never be DUNKED!!!
Aug 3, 2004
0
1
0
atl ga
Oct 24, 2006
#18
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #18
I thought this was funny, OT but I didn't think it deserved its own thread, read the title, LMFAO
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/pts/225274457.html
 

Turkey Sammich

I can't fap normal. I cracked a rib, then my ankle
Jul 12, 2006
0
59
154
Oct 24, 2006
#19
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #19
grey5.0beast said:
I thought this was funny, OT but I didn't think it deserved its own thread, read the title, LMFAO
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/pts/225274457.html
Click to expand...

The spoiler add's up to 15 hp, according to some ricers.
 

Strype

Cuthbert catcher
Founding Member
May 11, 1999
61
34
104
Huntsvegas, AL
Oct 24, 2006
#20
  • Oct 24, 2006
  • #20
I don't think that I ran across one that didn't apply to me... greatest thread ever!
 
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
Next
1 of 3 Next Last
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

  • Sticky
Free Beta Access: Tool I Built to Hunt Fox Bodies Faster
  • MRaburn
  • Mar 6, 2026
  • 1979 - 1995 (Fox, SN95.0, & 2.3L) -General/Talk-
Replies
16
Views
471
1979 - 1995 (Fox, SN95.0, & 2.3L) -General/Talk- Apr 7, 2026
FastDriver
Z
Progress Thread zeth194 - New Guy on the Block
  • zeth194
  • Mar 19, 2026
  • 1979 - 1995 (Fox, SN95.0, & 2.3L) -General/Talk-
Replies
10
Views
552
1979 - 1995 (Fox, SN95.0, & 2.3L) -General/Talk- Apr 26, 2026
LILCBRA
S
FUEL PUMP ALWAYS ON
  • Scwhitten
  • Jun 6, 2026
  • 1996 - 2004 SN95 Mustang -General/Talk-
  • 2
Replies
27
Views
464
1996 - 2004 SN95 Mustang -General/Talk- Jul 4, 2026
manicmechanic007
A
Resolved Electrical Help Please
  • Alabama
  • Jan 22, 2026
  • 1979 - 1995 (Fox, SN95.0, & 2.3L) -General/Talk-
Replies
2
Views
278
1979 - 1995 (Fox, SN95.0, & 2.3L) -General/Talk- Jan 22, 2026
AeroCoupe
Eastern North Carolina Autocross Events!
  • Warhorse Racing
  • Feb 23, 2026
  • Regional Forums and Event Information
Replies
0
Views
342
Regional Forums and Event Information Feb 23, 2026
Warhorse Racing
Share:
Bluesky Email Share Link
  • Mustang Forums
  • 1979 - 1995 (Fox, SN95.0, & 2.3L) -General/Talk-
Menu
Log in

Register

  • Forums
  • What's new
  • Media
  • Resources
  • Contact
  • Sponsor
X

Privacy & Transparency

We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:

  • Personalized ads and content
  • Content measurement and audience insights

Do you accept cookies and these technologies?

X

Privacy & Transparency

We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:

  • Personalized ads and content
  • Content measurement and audience insights

Do you accept cookies and these technologies?