I think Hot Wheels is trying to steal my identity!

[LILCBRA]

I just found out that the Hot Wheels Redline Club 427 Cobra has the Cali version of my license plate and, therefore, my username since I first started using the interweb in the early 90s..... Bastards are gonna make me buy one aren't they?!

2026 RLC Exclusive Hot Wheels Red 1965 Shelby Cobra 427 S/C - | eBay

The 2026 RLC Exclusive Hot Wheels Red 1965 Shelby Cobra 427 S/C is a limited edition diecast car in 1:64 scale, featuring a red color and real rubber tires. This collectible toy vehicle is part of the Hot Wheels Red Line Club series, ideal for boys and girls aged 3 and up. The model is based on...

www.ebay.com

 

[Noobz347]

I hope she's hotter than you.

 

[LILCBRA]

Me too!


Wait! I don't want it to be hotter, that only leads to problems....

 

[LILCBRA]

I had to take a closer look....

RLC Exclusive Membership Car 1965 Shelby Cobra 427 S/C

No intro is needed for the 2026 Red Line Club membership car, a 1965 Shelby Cobra 427 S/C, our first-ever premium version of this casting.

creations.mattel.com

I sent them an email to see if I could get a break on one of these to add to my LILCBRA plate collection. It probably won't go anywhere, but I figured what the hell....

 

[LILCBRA]

You know, a custom black and gold one would be the !!

Now I'm thinking about it too much....

 

[rwordenjr]

Sue em!

 

[Noobz347]

Sue em!

No. Show him your tits!

 

[DadLife0724]

I'm sure you can find some wack ass lawyer to take that case. If someone can buy a cup of hot coffee, spill the hot coffee, and then be mad that the hot coffee was hot..... You see where I'm going with this.

Or maybe Noobz suggestion.

 

[LILCBRA]

No. Show him your tits!

NO ONE wants to see that!! Unfortunately.....

 

[General karthief]

I'm sure you can find some wack ass lawyer to take that case. If someone can buy a cup of hot coffee, spill the hot coffee, and then be mad that the hot coffee was hot..... You see where I'm going with this.

Or maybe Noobz suggestion.

I think that case is STILL in the legal limbo system
Yes I should not think... Googlefu the case, as usual the news reporters got it mostly wrong.

https://www.enjuris.com/blog/resources/mcdonalds-hot-coffee-lawsuit/

 

[Noobz347]

I've taken care of the entire affair.

He's probably freaking out about now.



NOOBZ, NOOB, & NEWBS, LLP
Attorneys at Law (Internet Division)
1234 Keyboard Warrior Way
Suite 404
Cyberspace, USA

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RE: CEASE AND DESIST – UNAUTHORIZED USE OF “LILCBRA”

To Whom It May Concern (a.k.a. Plate Imposter),

It has come to the attention of our client, the one and only LILCBRA, that you are currently displaying, possessing, or otherwise flaunting a license plate bearing a name confusingly similar to his esteemed forum identity.

Let’s be clear:

Our client has invested years of hard-earned reputation, questionable jokes, and top-tier forum banter into the name “LILCBRA.”
You, on the other hand, have invested… a trip to the DMV.

This constitutes, at minimum:

• Egregious Name Jacking
• Intent to Confuse the Public (and/or Mustang Forums)
• General Noob Behavior

Accordingly, you are hereby ordered to:

1. Immediately cease and desist all use of “LILCBRA” in any form
2. Surrender said plate, badge, sticker, or Sharpie-written variant
3. Issue a formal apology (minimum 2 paragraphs, proper grammar optional)

Failure to comply may result in:

• Being roasted in a 12-page forum thread
• Loss of all imaginary internet points
• Forced reassignment to the username “StockV6Guy”

This is your first and only warning.

Govern yourself accordingly.

Respectfully (but firmly),

/s/
Noobz, Noob, & Newbs, LLP

“Cheap, Fast, Reliable… pick two. Names? Pick your own.”

 

[General karthief]

Egregious Name Jacking

Is that a 'legal' term?

 

[Noobz347]

Is that a 'legal' term?

It's in The Constitution.

 

[LILCBRA]

Their reply. I expected about as much.



I'm sure @Noobz347 letter will persuade them though....

 

[DadLife0724]

I think that case is STILL in the legal limbo system
Yes I should not think... Googlefu the case, as usual the news reporters got it mostly wrong.

https://www.enjuris.com/blog/resources/mcdonalds-hot-coffee-lawsuit/

Ugh, now I kinda feel like a douche.

 

[Ronin38]

She's my little douche coupe
You don't know what I got
(My little douche coupe)
(You don't know what I got)

 

[DadLife0724]

She's my little douche coupe
You don't know what I got
(My little douche coupe)
(You don't know what I got)

Revved up like a douche,
another runner in the night.

 

[LILCBRA]

Baby, if you're feeling good
And baby, if you're feeling nice
You know your man is workin' hard
He's worth a douche

 

[General karthief]

Ugh, now I kinda feel like a douche.

Don't feel alone

 

[DadLife0724]

Baby, if you're feeling good
And baby, if you're feeling nice
You know your man is workin' hard
He's worth a douche