heres another one, it was a "comment" but a cover up comment...
One day, when i first got my car, i was hot rodding it around my neighborhood, i go home and a cop shows up and pulls me outside, tells me to stop speeding around with little kids around and stuff, and leaves.
my next door neighbor is a cop and JACKASS and i knew it was him.
later on that day, i was coming come and my neighbor was outside. and as i get out, he says
"hey what size engine does that have?"
" a 5.0"
"....wh..what is that, i dont know what that is, a 351 or something?"
"a 302..."
"aww i see. i really like that, its nice" with a FAKE look on his face.
I went inside and laughed at him... that fart trying to cover up for his gayness....