Broken Horsey
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Rootus said:Then tell me you got a picture of her laying across your broken hood, right?
DOH!!! :damnit:
Kind of funny, I was going to congratulate her on losing a lot of weight cause her license info and pic were 5'4" and 140 lbs, but she was skinny. Must be that vegan granola diet...
Rootus
Officially Addicted
She probably went on a hunger strike when Kerry lost the election...jordanvraptor said:Kind of funny, I was going to congratulate her on losing a lot of weight cause her license info and pic were 5'4" and 140 lbs, but she was skinny. Must be that vegan granola diet...
I'm gonna save the head of the Mustang emblem and toss it some ricer's car at the track one of these days...
Darkness
Founding Member
Crap, I forgot. But I did tell him he was scooping some new lows though, cause he was all illegal and stuff and was out to get me ya know!duner said:
Funny thing happened, I got out of the car to take a piss in the bushes while he was writing the ticket....hehe damn fool though I was gonna run away.... had to tell him I needed my physiological needs alleviated!
Hey Jordan, did you at least get her phone # right? That way you can call her to go out so that you can pay her a drink in order to say "sorry"
ZeroCool
Active Member
Darkness said:Hey Jordan, did you at least get her phone # right? That way you can call her to go out so that you can pay her a drink in order to say "sorry"
She was married, a redhead, and a Kerry supporter... How "not my type" can you get?
The Factor
New Member
Sorry to see your cobra like that Jordan, but like you said atleast you'll get your hood painted now and i'm glad your ok 
Darkness
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Tylerb59
Banned
That sucks man. Sorry it happened ... at first I thought you were vandalized (always been weary of some jackass breaking off my pony).
Will you have it together by the 23rd?
jordanvraptor said:I'm gonna save the head of the Mustang emblem and toss it some ricer's car at the track one of these days...
Tylerb59 said:
That sucks man. Sorry it happened ... at first I thought you were vandalized (always been weary of some jackass breaking off my pony).
Will you have it together by the 23rd?
It might but I'm playing Army that weekend anyway.
Damage was quoted at $2700... Less than I thought and it might be more if they find something else. Talked to my insurance company and they said I haven't had an accident in so long I may be eligible for a freebie on this one. If not, they said I would just lose my no claim discount. The hood is getting repainted with the black stripe and they are even replacing my fog lights. One for condensaation and the other is cracked. Kept my mouth shut that they were like that before and I think the guy knew that anyways...
Oh and for any who were offended by my political humor... I would suggest you not watch Jay Leno, David Letterman or any other comedian on TV. Its kind of depressing when you screw up and crunch your car, so I try to take the edge off with a little humor. If you can't join in and tease me that my dream girl is Bo Derek or I had the accident cause I was nodding my head to Rush Limbaugh, feel free to ignore me...
I was actually listening to 1190 KEX and Mark and Dave were talking about a study that said you could tell a person's political views by the car they drive. She was driving a Ford so it screwed up that theory...
jordanvraptor said:I was actually listening to 1190 KEX and Mark and Dave were talking about a study that said you could tell a person's political views by the car they drive. She was driving a Ford so it screwed up that theory...
I would have guessed a Subaru station wagon
duner said:I would have guessed a Subaru station wagon
Hey, I once owned a subaru station wagon...
"AMERICA, Yuck Feah"
When is Team America, World Police coming out on DVD?
Rootus
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Well, Keith and I both drive Cobras, so that theory is off to a rocky start already...jordanvraptor said:I was actually listening to 1190 KEX and Mark and Dave were talking about a study that said you could tell a person's political views by the car they drive. She was driving a Ford so it screwed up that theory...
Rootus said:Well, Keith and I both drive Cobras, so that theory is off to a rocky start already...
Wasn't a WRX in your plans at one time?
Oh and we better just not go there, when it comes to Zinc Yellow states vs Screaming Yellow states...
Rootus
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Yup. I still would like to find a reliable AWD/4WD vehicle to use in the winter time. Hopefully before this next winterjordanvraptor said:Wasn't a WRX in your plans at one time?
. Probably not a WRX, though, too expensive to get as a second car.Oh and we better just not go there, when it comes to Zinc Yellow states vs Screaming Yellow states...
Screaming yellow rules, zinc yellow drools!!!!!!!!!!!
