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jordanvraptor said:
Nope, by the way, her name was Cori...
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oh snap
 

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Sorry to see that happen to the snake Jordan. You were not hurt and the Cobra can be fixed. All is well.

Ben
 

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Rootus said:
Then tell me you got a picture of her laying across your broken hood, right?
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DOH!!! :damnit:

Kind of funny, I was going to congratulate her on losing a lot of weight cause her license info and pic were 5'4" and 140 lbs, but she was skinny. Must be that vegan granola diet...
 

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jordanvraptor said:
Kind of funny, I was going to congratulate her on losing a lot of weight cause her license info and pic were 5'4" and 140 lbs, but she was skinny. Must be that vegan granola diet...
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She probably went on a hunger strike when Kerry lost the election...
 
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Sucky! there is bad luck going around i've had everything with my day go wrong today.
 

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I'm gonna save the head of the Mustang emblem and toss it some ricer's car at the track one of these days...
 

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duner said:
Did you flash him the shocker?
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Crap, I forgot. But I did tell him he was scooping some new lows though, cause he was all illegal and stuff and was out to get me ya know!
Funny thing happened, I got out of the car to take a piss in the bushes while he was writing the ticket....hehe damn fool though I was gonna run away.... had to tell him I needed my physiological needs alleviated!

Hey Jordan, did you at least get her phone # right? That way you can call her to go out so that you can pay her a drink in order to say "sorry"
 

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WTF, if you would have taken a piss here in LA in front of a cop, you would have gotten shot!
 

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Darkness said:
Hey Jordan, did you at least get her phone # right? That way you can call her to go out so that you can pay her a drink in order to say "sorry"
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She was married, a redhead, and a Kerry supporter... How "not my type" can you get?
 

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Sorry to see your cobra like that Jordan, but like you said atleast you'll get your hood painted now and i'm glad your ok
 

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ZeroCool said:
WTF, if you would have taken a piss here in LA in front of a cop, you would have gotten shot!
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That would be scooping even newer lows!
 
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jordanvraptor said:
She was married, a redhead, and a Kerry supporter... How "not my type" can you get?
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Umm....The election has been over for five months now - can we give it a rest or is this the kind of mentality that will be perpetuated for the next 3.5 years?
 

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That sucks man. Sorry it happened ... at first I thought you were vandalized (always been weary of some jackass breaking off my pony).

Will you have it together by the 23rd?


jordanvraptor said:
I'm gonna save the head of the Mustang emblem and toss it some ricer's car at the track one of these days...
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Tylerb59 said:


That sucks man. Sorry it happened ... at first I thought you were vandalized (always been weary of some jackass breaking off my pony).

Will you have it together by the 23rd?




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It might but I'm playing Army that weekend anyway.
Damage was quoted at $2700... Less than I thought and it might be more if they find something else. Talked to my insurance company and they said I haven't had an accident in so long I may be eligible for a freebie on this one. If not, they said I would just lose my no claim discount. The hood is getting repainted with the black stripe and they are even replacing my fog lights. One for condensaation and the other is cracked. Kept my mouth shut that they were like that before and I think the guy knew that anyways...

Oh and for any who were offended by my political humor... I would suggest you not watch Jay Leno, David Letterman or any other comedian on TV. Its kind of depressing when you screw up and crunch your car, so I try to take the edge off with a little humor. If you can't join in and tease me that my dream girl is Bo Derek or I had the accident cause I was nodding my head to Rush Limbaugh, feel free to ignore me...

I was actually listening to 1190 KEX and Mark and Dave were talking about a study that said you could tell a person's political views by the car they drive. She was driving a Ford so it screwed up that theory...
 

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jordanvraptor said:
I was actually listening to 1190 KEX and Mark and Dave were talking about a study that said you could tell a person's political views by the car they drive. She was driving a Ford so it screwed up that theory...
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I would have guessed a Subaru station wagon
 
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jordanvraptor said:
Oh and for any who were offended by my political humor... I would suggest you not watch Jay Leno, David Letterman or any other comedian on TV.
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Not offended, just tired of the gross generalizations and "blue state vs. red state" mentality. We're all Americans here...mmmkay?
 

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duner said:
I would have guessed a Subaru station wagon
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Hey, I once owned a subaru station wagon...

"AMERICA, Yuck Feah" When is Team America, World Police coming out on DVD?
 

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jordanvraptor said:
I was actually listening to 1190 KEX and Mark and Dave were talking about a study that said you could tell a person's political views by the car they drive. She was driving a Ford so it screwed up that theory...
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Well, Keith and I both drive Cobras, so that theory is off to a rocky start already...
 

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Rootus said:
Well, Keith and I both drive Cobras, so that theory is off to a rocky start already...
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Wasn't a WRX in your plans at one time?

Oh and we better just not go there, when it comes to Zinc Yellow states vs Screaming Yellow states...
 

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jordanvraptor said:
Wasn't a WRX in your plans at one time?
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Yup. I still would like to find a reliable AWD/4WD vehicle to use in the winter time. Hopefully before this next winter . Probably not a WRX, though, too expensive to get as a second car.

Oh and we better just not go there, when it comes to Zinc Yellow states vs Screaming Yellow states...
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Screaming yellow rules, zinc yellow drools!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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