Broken Leg:

[91ghp5.0]

I was hoping I'd wake up from surgery, and it be on the news that the refs through the blue flag, which means the team it was thrown for loses 40 points.

that would be sweet. no penalty on my broken finger in lacrosse too. dirtiest team we've ever played, 15 seconds left in the last game, last day of the tournament. blatant, outright penalty..everyone saw it..no flag. gay as hell! 3 surgeries, 6 monthes of physical therapy...it sucked.

 

[Strype]

Thanks, can you recreate this even with stufffed animals?

Hmmm I have no foose ball helmets

 

[bynummustang]

Hmmm I have no foose ball helmets

That means you lose the CT!!!!! You can't recreate any event! HA! I knew it.

 

[Aaron]

That means you lose the CT!!!!! You can't recreate any event! HA! I knew it.

Did you stump the infamous Strype?!?!? How could that be???

 

[91ghp5.0]

<gasp>

 

[bynummustang]

I think the power of the Vicoden*sp and Percaset*sp helped. But I do think he's stumped.

Maybe a MS paint of my picture. Something to make me laugh

 

[ryan218]

Did you stump the infamous Strype?!?!? How could that be???

knowing him...he will find something.

i still wonder what his wife said when she saw the stuffed animals strapped in the driver seat with a liquor bottle

 

[ryan218]

I think the power of the Vicoden*sp and Percaset*sp helped. But I do think he's stumped.

Maybe a MS paint of my picture. Something to make me laugh

post a pic of your car and i will do one

 

[niklid05]

ew your feet look stinky. that looks like it hurts. get well soon.

 

[bynummustang]

I went straight from the football game to ER, I wasn't given time to shower on the way there....

Maybe if strype MS Paints my leg...

 

[91ghp5.0]

I think the power of the Vicoden*sp and Percaset*sp helped. But I do think he's stumped.

seriously! i had hydrocodine for my finger..i would take it, and pass out on the floor in my living room in about 5 minutes. strong-ass stuff.
Maybe a MS paint of my picture. Something to make me laugh

 

[GreatWhite]

That's nothing. One time in the bottom of a football pile, my crotch got caught on a guys facemask and he ripped it away and it caught on my sack and ripped it. One of my balls fell out. It was a bloody mess.

 

[GT89Mustang]

That's nothing. One time in the bottom of a football pile, my crotch got caught on a guys facemask and he ripped it away and it caught on my sack and ripped it. One of my balls fell out. It was a bloody mess.

 

[91ghp5.0]

<finishes whiping vomit from mouth, only to puke again>

"its ok boys, it won't happen to you, i promise. daddy will keep you nice and safe behind a cup at all times"

i once had a buddy have his nuts get friendly with a rail while skating, and had a nut fall out.

 

[grey5.0beast]

ughhhhhh!?!??!?! Pics?

 

[bynummustang]

No pics of a nutless guy.

This is my sympathy thread.

 

[TRWXXA]

That's nothing. One time in the bottom of a football pile, my crotch got caught on a guys facemask and he ripped it away and it caught on my sack and ripped it. One of my balls fell out. It was a bloody mess.

 

[wht93gtEd]

** humming Adam Sandler's "Lonesome Kicker" song **

that's completely gross that you wanna see some guys broken banana hamock!!!

Besides, aren't you required to wear a cup when playing HS football?

 

[bynummustang]

No rule about a cup in HS football, at least not in NC. I've never worn one in my 4 years.

 

[91ghp5.0]

No pics of a nutless guy.

This is my sympathy thread.

not in 5.0 talk it isnt