I've got WAY too many stories, won't even get started....I've got a couple of kids along the way as well.
I've actually watched a girl beat her head off of a metal pole in a bar because she seen me talking to an old friend...she gaver herself a concussion
One girl moved halfway across the country to "get back" with me, then met a guy in Australia over the internet, and moved there 1 month later....humourous..
One girl, 12 years older than me, didn't want to move too quickly, (3 months, no sex) but still insisted on (literally) following me around to anywhere i went, the ending included me running through a forest with her trying to drive down the path in a really nice asuna sunrunner.
2 girls decided (after watching me throw a belt doing donuts) that they wanted to sleep with me, and then decided we might as well do it together, so i threw the sausage to both of em with my buddy not 3 feet away. (these girls weren't crazy, they were blessings)
One girl wore a t-shirt to the bar I worked at, the t-shirt had a picture of me grafted onto it, and it said "He wasn't that good"
that hurt...