Did you know today is "Talk Like a Pirate Day"?

[chepsk8]

I am told it is so!


Aaaaaarrrrrgghhh!

 

[BDT 1967]

Yar theeer skaliwag,
Lets get rum'd up and forget, about thinking,
cus taday is pirate day!!!!!!
Just another excuse for me to drink on a week day!!!!!

 

[krash kendall]

YAARRR! Day's bin tawking like it on the radio all since 'tis morn!

 

[CarFreakGT]

Know how much a pirate pays to get his ears pierced? A bucc-an-eer.


Thank you. Thank you. I'll be at the Chuckle Hut every Thurs. at 8.

 

[2nd Mustang]

Know how much a pirate pays to get his ears pierced? A bucc-an-eer.


Thank you. Thank you. I'll be at the Chuckle Hut every Thurs. at 8.

At least he doesn't wear a buccing hat!

 

[Cannoball888]

Aye, today I be the pirate in search of some booty.

 

[CarFreakGT]

At least he doesn't wear a buccing hat!

Sure he does--it's just above his buccan-eers!

Okay, I'll stop now.

 

[1320stang]

Well, I know it's ADHD Awareness Day, I think this thread proves it.

 

[BDT 1967]

I dont like pirate day any more, i didnt do my homework last night because i was to busy being a pirate. And my head hurts today.

 

[hungrymonkey]

So a pirate walks up to a bar with a steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants.

The bartender asks the pirate what he wants to drink and after a short while timidly asks why the steering wheel.

The pirate replies: Arrrrgh, Its driving me Nuts!

 

[65stanger]

Well you can all just FMTT! Pirate Day and I missed it? Just for that I'm gonna have to hijack something.

 

[chepsk8]

No Hi-Jacking my truck to Cuba.....

 

[65stanger]

Too late!
Pirate Day (albeit a day late) calls for an act of piracy, therefore I AM hijacking this thread!

btw.....Cuba? NOBODY hijacks to Cuba anymore, that's so passe!
I was thinking this time we'll go to Calcutta. I always wanted to see if there really is a Black Hole.

 

[Cowgirl Tink]

Yes...but why is the rum gone?!?!?!

 

[BDT 1967]

Yes...but why is the rum gone?!?!?!

Because my friends and i had a pirate party last night, no more rum, not for a long time

 

[StangDreamin']

Yeah, but were you brave (???) enough to invite Jamie to watch this party?

Okay, I missed Pirate's Day; I'm gonna show up a day late:

Shiver me timbers! (At least for a day or so 'cause it's still d@mn HOT down here!)
Aye, Mateys..... Let's finish this cask and make the mouse-chaser walk the plank! Then we can pull her out of Davy Jones' Locker and tumble-dry her before the Capn's wife finds out......Arrrrggghhh!






I'm sorry, guys; I love animals, I really do. Once lost my temper and put a guy in a wheelchair for a few months by pitching not only a fit but a 14" Crescent Wrench at him for beating his tied-down horse. But the topic of Trish's latest thread is just destroying me!

 

[chepsk8]

OK, SD, I lined up next to ya to take my lashes!

We need to work on more names for that cat!

 

[Gud T.B. Blown]

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel protuding from his fly.
The bartender sees him come in and says,"Hey, do you know there is a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
"Aaaaaarrrrrgghhh! Matey!", the Pirate replies. "It's driving me nuts."

 

[chepsk8]

PP - You and HM working together?


Yar!

 

[BDT 1967]

Yeah, but were you brave (???) enough to invite Jamie to watch this party?
[/I]

Well I told her but i knew she wouldn’t be able to come, she has night classes on that day, There was only 8 of us guys but we had enough captain and bl to satisfy a real pirate ship. Mmmm mmm good times. It just suxs getting up 2 hours before class to do your homework, after a hard night of acting like pirates, by this I mean breaking things and fighting. Irresponsible you ask, I think not