Pics can be deceiving my man. We robbed her retirement for a down payment and bought a water logged, mold infested, abandoned foreclosure during the housing crash. It was way out in the sticks. The roof was shot, windows broken, doors damaged, barn falling apart, every appliance and fixture missing, overgrown mess. Remember that Eddie Murphy movie. Yeah it was that. The friggin stair railings were missing too.
It was cheaper then the rent on a tiny 3 bedroom we were paying after we lost our first home to a Countrywide Mortgage scam. You see we refinanced with them to pay off medical debt after my first round of health issues. Don't worry. The Ohio AG sent us a $1,200 check for their malfeasance. So it's all good.
Within a year I had rehabbed a lot around here then my heart attacks started. My employer asked me to leave since he "could not have me die in his shop". I lost 3 friends to cancer recently and have decided that since I've lost everything except my family and these two cars. I am going to finish at least one of them so they don't get smashed when I am gone.
Obviously I mean the cars as I fully expect my family to get smashed at my funeral. It's my last request. Celebrate my life. No wearing black and a keg at the foot of my urn.