Engine with no oil?

[negusm]

Well if you're going to drain the oil, you need to put some water in there so the low oil light won't come on.

If she's got half a brain, she will see the low oil light and stop the car before any damage results.

-Mike

 

[Legendary]

When most people see the oil light they think they need to add a little oil because the car burned it off. I don't think people will shut down the car and not drive it because the light comes on. Now no oil pressure is a totally different story!

 

[Demented4.6]

so if its his car and he wants it... take a set of keys and go get it.. cant steal your own car. then have the doors rekeyed or something. lil cheaper than a motor

 

[dastang2]

fill the pan full of diesel after draining the oil

 

[88stangmangt]

that sounds hott let us know how it turns out.

 

[Idwitheld-1`]

Just a tip that I (um) heard from a friend once, cut the top off of a couple of plastic milk jugs. I "heard" they slide out from under the car easy and can dispose of real easy near the "crime" scene. (or so I have been told--honeltly)

 

[MadMatt5oh]

you could drain all the oil or fill it all the way up. when i worked at jiffy lube we had some mexican guys come rolling up in a toyota celica that was smoking like crazy. i could see oil dripping, more like pouring out of the bottom of their car. they said they changed the oil and did everything right and now it doesnt run right. so i asked them how much oil they put in it and they said i dont know he just filled it up to the top (the top of the oil fill hole). i just told them to take it to a mechanic because i wasnt about to lose my job over some idiots blown up car.

Hahahahaaaa! WTF! LMAO

 

[1991vert]

why not just pour sugar in the gas tank? or call a locksmith and take hiim with you while you follow her or something and wait till she leaves the car alone. heard they're pretty quick at their work

 

[Green93LX]

He doesnt want the car back, he wants to bargain with her when she needs a new car. He wants it completly destroyed. What will it do if you put deisel in after draining? I was actaully thinking of dumping a bottle of that Purple Power degreaser in after I drained it. If it will remove oil from my valve covers, It should help to lock up the motor faster.

Any other suggestions? Were gonna do it Saturday night shes gonna leave the car at his place to go to dinner with him, then It's on.

Thanks for all the help so far guys.

 

[RydeOn]

Please post results. i gotta hear how the saga continues!

 

[Green93LX]

i'll be sure to let everone know about it tomarrow night

 

[MadMatt5oh]

Toss a few moth balls in the gas tank. They'll liquify when running/circulate through the few system and lock up everything fuel related when the car cools! They solidify!

 

[dastang2]

i got it get a lot of sand and mix it with the diesel. that will screw the bearings up fast.

 

[85GTlover]

I would over fill the oil and add some deisel crushed glass to the oil, that is cleaner faster and better fill it to the top, if you can put bb's or something in the intake carb would be ideal that is supposed to do damage and put crushed glass in the gas and mothballs too why not. I would not spend the time to drain the oil pour other ****e in the gas and oil too cut the fan or do something to cause it to overheat faster. Brainstorm and do it right. Goodluck as long as she nor the child is put in danger I have no prob with this.

 

[MUSTANGJOE]

Put sand or sugar in the gas tank!..Thats better and easier than doing the oil thing. Also you can diconnect the rear brake light and put it into the gas tank. When she starts the car boooommmm!! but She will get hurt so forget anout it!

 

[dastang2]

i have heard about putting a ball bearing in the fuel tank so the pump will pick it up and stop up the line, then when it is off the bearing will fall back into the bottom and it will run fine until it gets picked up again

 

[siege]

drain the radiator and disconnect the temp. guage. if she even knows what the guage is for she'll just think its running really cool then she's done for after a little driving. I wouldn't do anything that would destroy the car right after its started up....then she might be clued in to some foul play. drain all but like a quart or so of oil and put the plug back in half way. not sure if this would work, but cram wax around the plug so it doesn't leak and then once it heats up, the wax will melt and that last quart of oil will leak out, in addition to having no coolant...that'll most likely do the job. loosen the dist. and crank it to the left (that's advance, right?) a ways so the timing is way overadvanced (don't bother checking it) and then it'll start detonating too!

 

[SLiM JiM 156]

i have heard about putting a ball bearing in the fuel tank so the pump will pick it up and stop up the line, then when it is off the bearing will fall back into the bottom and it will run fine until it gets picked up again

that wont work cause there is a filter over the pickup, You also need to watch out cause she might take it to a mechanic and see that there is something in the tank.. i would just drain most of the oil and pour water in there so it looks like a blown head gasket.

 

[1991vert]

how is he supposed to fill the engine with deisel when the hood is DOWN? follow her and call up AAA and tell them you need a tow and tell them to tow it to your house or something and get a restraining order. change the locks when you get the car back also so she cant just "steal" it back.

 

[tom2001gt]

If you drain all the oil don't you think she will hear the engine knocking and turn it off. Most people wouldn't drive a car that was making that much noise.
You could put sand in her engine.