Engine with no oil?

[88stangmangt]

Put sand or sugar in the gas tank!..Thats better and easier than doing the oil thing. Also you can diconnect the rear brake light and put it into the gas tank. When she starts the car boooommmm!! but She will get hurt so forget anout it!

but he still says it LOL priceless........................

 

[cardudeusa]

This is the best thread this week!!! I gotta know the results.

 

[89rdgt]

the average person would turn the radio on windows up and never hear any knocking. This should be some crazy ****zznit.

 

[dastang2]

i accidentally froze up a 302 and it did not knock before it froze, and i was racking the pipes too. i did not get the oil pump rod into the dizzy so the oil pump did not pump

 

[Look Its Aaron]

I must know how this turns out

 

[88stangmangt]

just take out the fuse for the asseroy warning light!!! then take out all the oil.

 

[Look Its Aaron]

Well...

 

[z9_87]

hmmm, he hasn't replied yet and the job was done yesterday (right?) must have been caught and thrown in jail. lol.

 

[302fordracer]

10 to 20 seconds seems pretty fast..I heard of some people running their truck to see how long it would take to seize and it took them 11 minutes...

 

[dastang2]

the one i ran with the oil pump not turning took about 2 minutes of revving

 

[carphreak2356]

yeah.. the car with no oil but the residue and the little bit left in the oil filter would enable the engine to run around 5 minutes then it would kinda chug right before it dies. A guy with an RX7 had lost the seals so he drained the oil and revved the eninge as high as it would rev (basically no limit) and about 30 seconds later the engine came to a complete hault. it was pretty hillarious.

 

[RacEoHolic330]

if you want to mess up the interior of the car you can go to home depot and buy one of those instant foam cans. Put it in the freezer for a couple hours, bust the can open, take the frozen cylinder of foam, throw it in the car, roll the windows up, and just watchas the foam expands and fills up the entire interior of the car. Once that stuff hardens, there's no chance of getting rid of it.

 

[88stangmangt]

if you want to mess up the interior of the car you can go to home depot and buy one of those instant foam cans. Put it in the freezer for a couple hours, bust the can open, take the frozen cylinder of foam, throw it in the car, roll the windows up, and just watchas the foam expands and fills up the entire interior of the car. Once that stuff hardens, there's no chance of getting rid of it.

hahahahahahaa good one.

 

[mach_71]

jerry! jerry! jerry!

 

[SuperStang83]

You're gonna get screwed dude. If he's going to dinner with her and makes up with her, you are going to be screwed and out of a job when you ruin his car!

Jakob