Reasons why your car is better than a woman…
1. Your car doesn’t require “cuddling”
2. Your car doesn’t b*tch at you for playing computer games, or watching sports.
3. Your car is Always “ready” day or night.
4. Your car always does EXACTLY what you instruct it to.
5. Your car doesn’t “Need a Break”
6. You can shut your car off.
7. If it breaks down it you can easily fix it.
8. Your car doesn’t care if you look at hot chicks.
9. In fact your car will even HELP you pick up hot chicks.
10. Your car doesn’t leak. (exception, see rule #7)
11. You can run your hands over your cars curves and not get slapped.
1. Your car doesn’t require “cuddling”
2. Your car doesn’t b*tch at you for playing computer games, or watching sports.
3. Your car is Always “ready” day or night.
4. Your car always does EXACTLY what you instruct it to.
5. Your car doesn’t “Need a Break”
6. You can shut your car off.
7. If it breaks down it you can easily fix it.
8. Your car doesn’t care if you look at hot chicks.
9. In fact your car will even HELP you pick up hot chicks.
10. Your car doesn’t leak. (exception, see rule #7)
11. You can run your hands over your cars curves and not get slapped.