Girl problem...

The Green GT

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So theres this girl right, and I've known her for a while and it seems that the three times I've shat myself since I was five she has witnessed and one time she had to help me sort it out =[. So yeah, basically I really like her but I'm worried that she thinks I'm wierd or something. How do I convince her that I can control my bowels?

I thought that I might like pretend to fall over and show her my clean boxers or bring it up in conversation that I havnt shat my self in a long time.

What should I do!?!?

 

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The Green GT

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Do you think the falling thing would work, or should, I just straight up tell her I havent crapped my pants in like 3 months?

 

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Are you being serious?

 

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69clark said:

Are you being serious?

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You cant see it but im making a very serious face....

o man there goes my three month streak.....

 

Nik_95Cobra

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Maybe she'll rip open her shirt and reveal her BM fetish.

If you somehow happen to be serious, I don't think her helping you clean up on a previous occasion will help you out any, on the other hand the fact that she did help might show she has something for you.

 

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Nik_95Cobra said:

Maybe she'll rip open her shirt and reveal her BM fetish.

If you somehow happen to be serious, I don't think her helping you clean up on a previous occasion will help you out any, on the other hand the fact that she did help might show she has something for you.

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So you are saying I should use this TO MY ADVANTAGE.

This is the best idea ever.

 

69clark

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Leave one on her doorstep, then ring the doorbell. lol

 

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69clark said:

Leave one on her doorstep, then ring the doorbell. lol

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Ill set it on fire first.

 

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piitb

 

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sounds like tubgirl is the one for you, hehehehe

 

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wtf green!!!!! how can you shat your pants??? We need to get this out the way first!!!! lol

 

The Green GT

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wtf green!!!!! how can you shat your pants??? We need to get this out the way first!!!! lol

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Well it just happens.
Ill be concentrasting really hard and then.... aww **** it happened again.

 

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I wonder if there is a way to "sell" her on Depends Undergarments being "cool"?
You could always say that you like her so much that just the sight of her makes you go poo. Girls always like that kind of stuff.
Good luck to ya. If you can get her over this hurdle, she may be a "keeper".

 

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This thread is funny. I still can't figure out if its all a joke. If you're serious, just don't shjt yourself in front of her parents.

That just 'aint right

 

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Do you ever shat while you're driving your mustang?

I suggest vinyl seats if you have cloth now...

Dude, I don't know what to tell you....if it's only been 3 months, I'd wait out for another year or so...

 

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Punisher302 said:

sounds like tubgirl is the one for you, hehehehe

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That is the most disgusting picture i have ever seen and I hope I never do again

 

HISSIN50

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Drugs are bad.

Now, let's run with this little spoof of Eric's. This hypothetical coprolagniate-chick continued to speak with you after you dropped two sausages from your pant leg, so she's gotta be into it. Then it happened again and she was down with it. And thrice..............
If you let her know that you don't crap yourself anymore, she might lose interest.

 

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HISSIN50 said:

Drugs are bad.

Now, let's run with this little spoof of Eric's. This hypothetical coprolagniate-chick continued to speak with you after you dropped two sausages from your pant leg, so she's gotta be into it. Then it happened again and she was down with it. And thrice..............
If you let her know that you don't crap yourself anymore, she might lose interest.

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So what are you getting at? Eat more fiber?

 

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badstang123 said:

That is the most disgusting picture i have ever seen and I hope I never do again

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If you think thats bad you havent seen half of the stuff on the internet.

lemonparty, goatsie, mudslide, and the site discharges.org are good examples.