girlfriend is getting a cooler car then me?

[foxmustangman]

uhh...yeah

 

[Ozz]

FWIW

Phytophiliac (n.) someone who demonstrates phytophilia -- a sexual attraction to plants.

 

[foxmustangman]

yikes...sounds like my friend. He wants a Camaro

 

[Mustang5L5]

Oh Jesus, i just found this online. Some people are sick

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007110349,00.html


"And he bragged: “I did have the exhausts custom made for one car because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded."

 

[Ozz]

 

[Aaron]

Oh Jesus, i just found this online. Some people are sick

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007110349,00.html


"And he bragged: “I did have the exhausts custom made for one car because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded."

OMFG - That has GOT to be the funniest thing I ever read! Here's my favorite:

“The firm never asked why — but I loved the view while she was up on the ramp and they were working on her. I love all aspects of cars. Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that’s going too far.”

Going too far is getting off watching your car's behind!

 

[Mustang5L5]

"Chris said: “It’s all about imagination and creativity. There’s more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay.”



Jesus, i'm dying here

 

[Aaron]

"He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI"

 

[Darkwriter77]

He had sex with two motorboats and a jetski? Wow ... I wonder how I could score with my Notch, then...?

 

[foxmustangman]

Get all your cars carfaxed to make sure it hasnt been a victim of car sex!

 

[Mustang5L5]

Get all your cars carfaxed to make sure it hasnt been a victim of car sex!

You;ve clicked on the link in my CT right???

 

[foxmustangman]

Yeah.

 

[trueblue01]

Dude, did you bust a nut on my boat? Talk about "crazy bout a mercury".

 

[ryan218]

ah thats nonthing...there IS a guy out there having sex with cars..if you want the link to the article ill post it

 

[Ike83]

He had sex with two motorboats and a jetski? Wow ... I wonder how I could score with my Notch, then...?

You're probably going to have to get her drunk first......after DINNER of course!

 

[Ike83]

I want my next GF to have something like an Eclipse, SRT-4, or some other quick 4 cyl car!

That's EXACTLY what I'm looking for for my fiance. She drives this '98 Civic (slow as piss) with 87 hp or something. I mean it's TERRIBLE. I've always wanted her to own something with 4 cylinders but STILL have power. Maybe even a Civic SI would work.

 

[fiveohwblow]

I agree. Actually, i want a girl who isn't into cars at all. That's my thing. It would be nice if she showed interest in it though for the sake of satisfying me.

Just as long as she doesn't want me to buy her a $1500 purse every month i'll be happy. Seriously...who needs a $1500 purse. I'd rather have a $20 purse with $1480 inside of it

++++++1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[89stangGT]

My gf drives a '02 Cobra Convertible, all black. Im so jealous

 

[foxmustangman]

My g/f likes Mustangs, but has a Galant. I've never driven anything slower (except for my brothers Camry). I pulled out into traffic and almost died because it would acclerate fast enough. It has a very flat hp/torque curve.

 

[Kabuki_notch]

My gf drives a '02 Cobra Convertible, all black. Im so jealous

that's rare 1 of 1 unless your in australia