girlfriend is getting a cooler car then me?

foxmustangman · Aug 5, 2007

uhh...yeah

Ozz · Aug 5, 2007

FWIW

Phytophiliac (n.) someone who demonstrates phytophilia -- a sexual attraction to plants.

foxmustangman · Aug 5, 2007

yikes...sounds like my friend. He wants a Camaro

Mustang5L5 · Aug 5, 2007

Oh Jesus, i just found this online. Some people are sick

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007110349,00.html

"And he bragged: “I did have the exhausts custom made for one car because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded."

Ozz · Aug 5, 2007

Aaron · Aug 5, 2007

Mustang5L5 said:
Oh Jesus, i just found this online. Some people are sick

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007110349,00.html

"And he bragged: “I did have the exhausts custom made for one car because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded."

OMFG - That has GOT to be the funniest thing I ever read! Here's my favorite:

“The firm never asked why — but I loved the view while she was up on the ramp and they were working on her. I love all aspects of cars. Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that’s going too far.”

Going too far is getting off watching your car's behind!

Mustang5L5 · Aug 5, 2007

"Chris said: “It’s all about imagination and creativity. There’s more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay.”

Jesus, i'm dying here

Aaron · Aug 5, 2007

"He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI"

Darkwriter77 · Aug 5, 2007

He had sex with two motorboats and a jetski? Wow ... I wonder how I could score with my Notch, then...?

foxmustangman · Aug 5, 2007

Get all your cars carfaxed to make sure it hasnt been a victim of car sex!

Mustang5L5 · Aug 5, 2007

foxmustangman said:
Get all your cars carfaxed to make sure it hasnt been a victim of car sex!

You;ve clicked on the link in my CT right???

foxmustangman · Aug 5, 2007

Yeah.

trueblue01 · Aug 6, 2007

Dude, did you bust a nut on my boat? Talk about "crazy bout a mercury".

ryan218 · Aug 6, 2007

ah thats nonthing...there IS a guy out there having sex with cars..if you want the link to the article ill post it

Ike83 · Aug 6, 2007

Darkwriter77 said:
He had sex with two motorboats and a jetski? Wow ... I wonder how I could score with my Notch, then...?

You're probably going to have to get her drunk first......after DINNER of course!

Ike83 · Aug 6, 2007

25thmustang said:
I want my next GF to have something like an Eclipse, SRT-4, or some other quick 4 cyl car!

That's EXACTLY what I'm looking for for my fiance. She drives this '98 Civic (slow as piss) with 87 hp or something. I mean it's TERRIBLE. I've always wanted her to own something with 4 cylinders but STILL have power. Maybe even a Civic SI would work.

fiveohwblow · Aug 6, 2007

Mustang5L5 said:
I agree. Actually, i want a girl who isn't into cars at all. That's my thing. It would be nice if she showed interest in it though for the sake of satisfying me.

Just as long as she doesn't want me to buy her a $1500 purse every month i'll be happy. Seriously...who needs a $1500 purse. I'd rather have a $20 purse with $1480 inside of it

++++++1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

89stangGT · Aug 6, 2007

My gf drives a '02 Cobra Convertible, all black. Im so jealous

foxmustangman · Aug 6, 2007

My g/f likes Mustangs, but has a Galant. I've never driven anything slower (except for my brothers Camry). I pulled out into traffic and almost died because it would acclerate fast enough. It has a very flat hp/torque curve.

Kabuki_notch · Aug 6, 2007

89stangGT said:
My gf drives a '02 Cobra Convertible, all black. Im so jealous

that's rare 1 of 1 unless your in australia

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