last time i got drunk....the bouncer was getting stupid with me...he was like saying get the **** outta here...why u talkin to all the girls...i was like wtf.....then this was the last straw.....i was leaning on this wooden picket fence thing they had out on the patio...he comes outside and says get off that fence i dont wanna have to slap you......all i was thinking was whoa!!!!!!!!!!....i have a bad temper and have been know to like fighting back in high school and college......so even though i was drunk you would have been suprised at how quickly i looked and sounded sober....dont exactly remember what i said but my friends said this....man you told him....HEY first off i respect you for trying to do your job, BUT! no one slaps me especially not you cause your wearing a security shirt....well anywayz i then punched right in the left side of his face, broke his nose and partially breaking his left cheek bone...he had to have a small cosmetic precedure and i went to jail that night for public intoxication and assault...which got reduced down to something less then a misdemeanor had to do 40 hours of public service.......sorry for the long post.....just memories!
lxwants12's said:
I bet you wouldn't have done that if it was at the Chuck Norris club cause I heard he doesn't need bouncers he just gives the "evil eye" and does a judo chop and breaks a table over his head and say's "Would you like a Clobber Me Sammich?" and it scares mean people away yea that's what I heard anyway
I lost my old 91jeep Yj....found it a week later..right where I parked it. I also spent a year in Chicago one night while attempting to hijak an ambulance. I was attempting to pull an A-Team (pitty the fool) rescue of my associates who had been tossed in the police wagon and were on route to the local precinct. Soon after attempting to liberate the ambulance I too was on route to the very same precinct...however not in the same wagon