Got drunk...I feel retarded

i got kicked out of line at a bar (we were already drunk) we got kicked out cause the 3 of us opened a 6 pack in line and the bouncer kicked us out...... not our finest moment

i have done some pretty dumb stuff while drunk. as long as i wake up and don't say "who the **** are you?" its all good

88_GT_5_oh said:

i have done some pretty dumb stuff while drunk. as long as i wake up and don't say "who the **** are you?" its all good

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I'd rather wake up and say "who the *** are you?" than...."Why the **** does my butt hurt?"

Lyncher said:

I'd rather wake up and say "who the *** are you?" than...."Why the **** does my butt hurt?"

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LMAO

Lyncher said:

I'd rather wake up and say "who the *** are you?" than...."Why the **** does my butt hurt?"

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Obviously someone here likes to sleep on their stomach. Not a good idea if you're in the CLINK. Buddy of mine spent a couple wks in county. Said it was the best vacation ever - free food, cable tv, hot showers, gym, and best of all no work or bills.

my dad was suppost to pick me up one morning and came with a dolly for my old 89jeep (couldnt make it 2 hours home). I was suppose to be outside at 10am. Got a little too hammered the night before and was so drunk i forgot where on campus i parked the pig. Well i woke up at 8am still drunk, passed out in the shower (puked and clog the drain), woke up lying down in the tub as it was overflowing. at NOON...walked outside to an enraged father...asking where the **** the jeep was. he didnt speak to me for the 2 hour trip until he broke out laughing....


i have many a good stories...just dont feel like typing them all. Especially when time the cops saw my "Spitters are Quitters" shirt...