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Code #15: Dont tell her more then once a day that you love her or else every****ing time you hang up the phone and dont say " I love you too" she will get suspicous.
Guy's Code of Ethics
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chrishicks
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this one goes for married guys:
in no way ever do you say "wow, your friend ________ looks really good now that she lost some weight" and then forget to say this afterwards "but she still doesn't look as good as you"
unless of course you like doing alot of rule #5.
in no way ever do you say "wow, your friend ________ looks really good now that she lost some weight" and then forget to say this afterwards "but she still doesn't look as good as you"
unless of course you like doing alot of rule #5.
shallowreef
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THE ONLY ONE TO THINK OF THIS!
RULE NUMERO UNO!
ALWAYS FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE ATTEMPT TO PIITB!
There its been said
RULE NUMERO UNO!
ALWAYS FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE ATTEMPT TO PIITB!
There its been said
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shallowreef
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srothfuss
Last night I stabbed the same guy 7 times in a row
shallowreef
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bcd said:
I agree that's why it's rarely left the house- I've probably put 100 miles on it in a year 
MyBad70
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my lil bro emailed this to me
>The International Rules of Manhood
>
>1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
>
>2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
>(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
>(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
>(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
>(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
>(e) When she is using her teeth.
>
>3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed
>and eaten by his buddies.
>
>4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out
>of jail within 12 hours.
>
>5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
>limits forever unless
>you actually marry her.
>
>6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
>forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
>
>7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
>man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly
>optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the
>birthday boy's choice.
>
>8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
>weakest.
>
>9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask
>the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
>
>10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
>sunning on a tropical beach...and it's delivered by a topless model and
>only when it's free.
>
>11: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
>
>12:
>Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
>
>13: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
>until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
>much as the other sports watchers.
>
>14: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
>pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
>
>15: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
>about his choice of beer.
>
>16: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
>except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
>
>17: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
>weights:
>(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
>(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
>(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
>
>18: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal
>footing:
>i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other
>situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you
>need.
>
>19: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
>than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
>Hang up if necessary.
>
>20: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
>have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and
>guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
>discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
>
>21: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
>her to drive yours.
>
>22: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
>orange or sky blue.
>
>23: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
>Christmas?"
>with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an
>Xbox. End of story.
>
>24: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
>Gymnastics. Ever.
>
>We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
>know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
>definition of each is listed below.
>
>"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
>assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "Are
>you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
>
>"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of
>perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
>and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
>
>We hope this clears up any confusion.
>
>The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.
>The International Rules of Manhood
>
>1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
>
>2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
>(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
>(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
>(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
>(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
>(e) When she is using her teeth.
>
>3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed
>and eaten by his buddies.
>
>4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out
>of jail within 12 hours.
>
>5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
>limits forever unless
>you actually marry her.
>
>6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
>forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
>
>7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another
>man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly
>optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the
>birthday boy's choice.
>
>8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
>weakest.
>
>9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask
>the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
>
>10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
>sunning on a tropical beach...and it's delivered by a topless model and
>only when it's free.
>
>11: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
>
>12:
>Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
>
>13: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
>until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
>much as the other sports watchers.
>
>14: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
>pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
>
>15: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking
>about his choice of beer.
>
>16: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
>except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
>
>17: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
>weights:
>(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
>(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
>(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
>
>18: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal
>footing:
>i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other
>situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you
>need.
>
>19: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
>than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
>Hang up if necessary.
>
>20: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
>have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and
>guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
>discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
>
>21: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for
>her to drive yours.
>
>22: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
>orange or sky blue.
>
>23: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
>Christmas?"
>with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an
>Xbox. End of story.
>
>24: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
>Gymnastics. Ever.
>
>We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
>know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
>definition of each is listed below.
>
>"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
>assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "Are
>you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
>
>"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of
>perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
>and having the balls to say, "You're next!"
>
>We hope this clears up any confusion.
>
>The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.
