Heres some ricer humor...

Sorry i was reading these on MuscleCarClub.com and was laughing my ass off....I had to share :SNSign:

All Motor
Definition: No nitrous, no blower, or turbo.
Sentence: That guy wanted to race our Camaro "all motor." We didn't know what that meant so we beat him with nitrous.

Crew
Definition: The guys that do stuff for the driver, anytime, anywhere.
Sentence: I sent some guys from the crew to return my videos.

Jug Kit
Definition: Big bore or stroker engine kits.
Sentence: I put the 2.0L jug kit in my Acura.

Liter
Definition: Measure of engine displacement.
Sentence: I took my 1.6L Honda to the store and bought 2.0 liters of Coke.

NOPI
Definition: Summit of import retail guys selling stuff.
Sentence: I picked up a plastic ground effects kit and a 2-foot wing at the
NOPI show.

Pop-off or blow-off valve
Definition: The vent that vents excess turbo boost to the atmosphere.
Sentence: My blow-off valve is bigger than your blow-off valve.

Three-inch
Definition: The minimum size for exhaust tips.
Sentence: My 1-inch exhaust system feeds my big chrome muffler and 3-inch tip.

Torque
Definition: Never mind, imports don't have any.


YOU MIGHT BE A RICE BOY IF ...
... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude after EVERY race
... more than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you can't race uphills
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is...

Im sorry, i know this isn't tech related but i thought it was funny...My friend drives a Civic and he thought it was funny...so...sorry, had to do it.

heres one i found on *gasp* ProjectCamaro.com

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver back off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.

"RICE, IT'S Whats FOR DINNER"


If anybody has any post them...i find this type of thing very funny...

I dont understand import guys. They spend money on cars they 'think' are fast, yet they blow all their money on bumpers and stickers, etc. If they want to go fast, get a V-8. The ones that are decently fast and can mybe take down some mostly stock 5.0's, LT1's, etc. They may have spent $20,000 on the engine alone, hell i spent about $7,000 on my engine and im not to far off from mid-elevens now, last time i made it to the strip i ran a 12.3@113. Anyways, the only reason i would buy a Honda or Acura is not to spend $80 bucks driving back and fourth to work. But i do like primer. It nothing but cheap paint in my opinion, don't have to worry about scratching it either.