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MysteryMachine

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wytstang said:
He already told her he wasn't intrested and brushed her off. If that didn't work sleep with her and PITB with out asking her. For some reason that always angers them
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ha ha the good old "oooooh you feel so good ahhhhhh wtf are you doing you don't belong there OMG that hurt"

havent done that to a girl always asked first but i can only imagine them saying something like that
 
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If that don't piss her off marry her .
 

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ha ha thats what my bro in law told me years ago if you find a girl that lets you piitb thats the girl your gonna marry.
 
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Great advice there's another saying "if she spits she likes you, but if she swallows she loves you".
 

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wytstang said:
Great advice there's another saying "if she spits she likes you, but if she swallows she loves you".
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What if she gargles??

Dude, seriously, try everything I've posted, don't listen to Caldwell.

If nothing I've said works, send her my way, I'll deal with her....is she hot?
 

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she loves me lol
 

Nik_95Cobra

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XR8's too funny lol. Easiest thing to do would be to just tell her how it is, that will save you a whole lotta time.
 
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you guys are absolutely terrible.... hahaha seriously this is hilarious but at the same time from a girls prospective its mean, but at least you are nice enough to not be a dick to her and to let her down nicely, so just distance yourself from her and then tell her about the other girl that youve been dating and if she says anything be like, i thought we were good buddies? that always works for me on guys, i treat em like they are my friend and talk about another guy and when they get pissed im like, but i thought we were just friends?
 

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RiCeBuRnErGiRl said:
you guys are absolutely terrible.... hahaha seriously this is hilarious but at the same time from a girls prospective its mean, but at least you are nice enough to not be a dick to her and to let her down nicely, so just distance yourself from her and then tell her about the other girl that youve been dating and if she says anything be like, i thought we were good buddies? that always works for me on guys, i treat em like they are my friend and talk about another guy and when they get pissed im like, but i thought we were just friends?
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yeah, i'd have to agree--treat them like a friend and talk about someone else.
 

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Or let her fall asleep at your place so she thinks you guys are getting more comfortable

then pee on her when she's at her deepest of dreams...

she'll hate you for sure, i hope!
 

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haha I was in the same situation as you about a month ago. Basically I made up excuses when she wanted to hang out with me. After the 5th time, I think she got the hint. We are still friends though. Nothin wrong with havin a lady friend because you'll end up meeting her hotter friends.
 

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xr8d302 said:
What if she gargles??

Dude, seriously, try everything I've posted, don't listen to Caldwell.

If nothing I've said works, send her my way, I'll deal with her....is she hot?
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If she gargles, then she's just showing off.
 

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MysteryMachine said:
ha ha the good old "oooooh you feel so good ahhhhhh wtf are you doing you don't belong there OMG that hurt"

havent done that to a girl always asked first but i can only imagine them saying something like that
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I know that's exactly what you yelled out when it was your first time.
 

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wytstang said:
Covering your tracks......
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sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....................
 

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95Vert said:
I know that's exactly what you yelled out when it was your first time.
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i knew one of you sick ****s would twist that

LOL Aaron you ain't right
 
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cant believe this one hast been said yet, get a pice of that ass and while ur doin her yell out some other girls name. done.
 

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tjh566 said:
cant believe this one hast been said yet, get a pice of that ass and while ur doin her yell out some other girls name. done.
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Brilliance! Pure brilliance! OR!!! you could just wait till your done, leave a load on her belly, and say "meeeh.....I think your sister was better "

Done.
 

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ou mean load of cum or take a **** lol
 

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i don't understand the deal with crapping on eachother for sexual gratification... wtf?
 
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