I kid you not

[BlackVert]

I get to the pool, and all the lanes have someone in them, so I select the one on the end because it is the widest.

And the lady already in the lane says to me, "You are not going to splash, are you?"

So I respond, "Well, it's kind of hard to not get wet if you are in a pool."

She got out of the pool and I didn't see her after that.

 

[stprorolla49]

Haha, thats pretty dam funny. I actually laughed out loud on that one

 

[Zero Signal]

Respect the perm!! She needs it to last the week for bingo on Sunday.

 

[1987LXragtop]

im always surprised by how many people get upset when they get wet at a water park. Um its a water park people the first word is going to indicate what happens there.

 

[fiveoho]

here's your sign

 

[BlackVert]

I have to admit that it took considerable effort to suppress my gut reaction, which whould have been to say, "What the hell are you talking about?"

Respect the perm!! She needs it to last the week for bingo on Sunday.

I think you are probably right!

Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

I love this!