I kid you not

BlackVert

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• Dec 10, 2010

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I get to the pool, and all the lanes have someone in them, so I select the one on the end because it is the widest.

And the lady already in the lane says to me, "You are not going to splash, are you?"

So I respond, "Well, it's kind of hard to not get wet if you are in a pool."

She got out of the pool and I didn't see her after that.

 

stprorolla49

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Haha, thats pretty dam funny. I actually laughed out loud on that one

 

Zero Signal

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Respect the perm!! She needs it to last the week for bingo on Sunday.

 

1987LXragtop

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im always surprised by how many people get upset when they get wet at a water park. Um its a water park people the first word is going to indicate what happens there.

 

fiveoho

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here's your sign

 

BlackVert

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I have to admit that it took considerable effort to suppress my gut reaction, which whould have been to say, "What the hell are you talking about?"

Zero Signal said:

Respect the perm!! She needs it to last the week for bingo on Sunday.

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I think you are probably right!

1987LXragtop said:

Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

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I love this!