Ok, I’ve been doin’ some cipherin’.
I looked into the possibility of purchasing some Kobe ribeyes.
So, the fact is, there is absolutely no Kobe beef being shipped to the US. The restaurants that claim to have it really don’t. The Japs won’t sell the beef from the Kobe region on the open market.
So whatthehell are those fancy steaks claiming they are Kobe?
First off, Kobe beef refers to beef from a region of Kobe in Japan. The actual beef itself is from a strain of cow called Wagyu. Like a heifer.
The wagyu cattle have far more fat in their muscles by nature. Hence that intense marbling y’all have seen in pictures (or in reality if you’ve been lucky enough).
Well, it turns out there are several herds of Wagyu cattle here in the states! And the owners offer them in bite size portions!
Take a look at the next two pictures real close. The first is the picture of the steaks I got from the local butcher. They were the most excellent I could find locally.
The second is a Wagyu ribeye.....I may die happily ever after when this steak hits the old gums.
See the difference? What? Are you blind? Of course you see the difference!
I can get the steaks sent to me in three days tops. The only issue I find is that they cost $79 per pound! I found some “cheap” Wagyu steaks for $61.20 per pound though......................$61 per pound.................cheap..................

HELL YEAH I’m going to do it!
It’ll be a couple hundred for three steaks. Plus I’ll even do a taste comparison with the lovely butcher ribeyes I enjoyed so much.
Give me two weeks, so, not next weekend, but the one after.