Just for fun, RICERS stories here!

matthiasj said:

Well, this is kinda a ricer story, i saw this car before i ever had my lisence, but i havent seen the guy around anymore, but this guy had a green Dodge Intrepid, with 15" chrome wheels, a 18' airplane wing spoiler, a bumble bee exhaust, and some dragon graphics...he drove it around like it was the fastest thing ever. It was also the funnest thing ever, he was graduated, but would come and hang out at my high school...funny stuff...just thought i'd post.

I WISH I HAD A PIC!!

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No offense, but that was a pretty weak story. It was more like a description.

another story

well i just read all 9 pages of this monster and i figured wth i might as well add to it. i am stationed in hawaii. after my 2 month there i got a new roomate in the barracks. he was young kid fresh out of AIT. he found a 89 honda civic that he thought he wantsed to buy but he couldn't drive a stick so he wanted me to test drive it for him. (just a little back story at the time i owned a 95 s-10 with a v6, nothing fancy just fun to play till i got my stang) so we go up to the lot and meet the owner. the guy gives me the keys and says take it for a spin. i had never drove an import before i wanted to see what all the fuss was about. well i left the parking lot and floored it. i thought the gas peddle must be stuck. i thought it must go down further. the car f***ing sucked. hell it didn't even stand a chance with me s-10. we took it back the the lot, my roomate was all happy saying it bad and he was going to buy it tomorrow. he really thought it was bad*ss. i heard him talking on the phone the next week about how he was dong 140 down the interstate. i almost choked on my drink that thing wouldn't have gone 140 if he ran it off a cliff. anyway now its all he talks about. i can't wait till my 03 gt gets to over there from the mainland so i can show him what a real car is

armyguy125sig said:

i heard him talking on the phone the next week about how he was dong 140 down the interstate. i almost choked on my drink that thing wouldn't have gone 140 if he ran it off a cliff.

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One time at Pamona Raceway I saw a soccer mom in her Volvo wagon walk a civic ex with fart can and all. the *** tucked tail and ran. Even the announcer made fun of him.

whoa, is *** a swearword now?

This is about stupid Camaro driver

Yesterday on job on lanch time I take ride to local Ford dealership and on way there in one area was driving 15mph (school zone) when some kid with cute girfriend getting in his 93-97 Camaro, I was riding with top down and in 1st gear (because my rear end have too much backlash and my HUGR can so I can shift in 2nd and drive 15mph) than that stupid guy is like
"get a real car" , I look at mirror to make sure that is that guy in camaro so I make 180 U turn (spinning tires ) in midle of road in 15mph zone and come back to his car reving up all way to red line, dude I didn't heard you, can you say again
"I didn't mean nothing against you, just your car aren't real" so i'm like so whats real ,meybe your 6 banger auto Camaro, he was like yes, than I told him how I need winter ride and if he can race me in title, "dude I can't race you" why not are you scared non real car , he was "I didn't know thats GT , I tought thats 6 cilynder like mine" , wel punk shut the ***k up and go home
He was red in face and his girlfriend is like " Tony this guy is huge he wcould kick your a$$ ,lets get a he** are here" so they jump in car and left
How some people can be this dam

Well, I revved on a fart canned Civic today but he didn't do anything. =-P

Slow5.0 said:

This is about stupid Camaro driver

Yesterday on job on lanch time I take ride to local Ford dealership and on way there in one area was driving 15mph (school zone) when some kid with cute girfriend getting in his 93-97 Camaro, I was riding with top down and in 1st gear (because my rear end have too much backlash and my HUGR can so I can shift in 2nd and drive 15mph) than that stupid guy is like
"get a real car" , I look at mirror to make sure that is that guy in camaro so I make 180 U turn (spinning tires ) in midle of road in 15mph zone and come back to his car reving up all way to red line, dude I didn't heard you, can you say again
"I didn't mean nothing against you, just your car aren't real" so i'm like so whats real ,meybe your 6 banger auto Camaro, he was like yes, than I told him how I need winter ride and if he can race me in title, "dude I can't race you" why not are you scared non real car , he was "I didn't know thats GT , I tought thats 6 cilynder like mine" , wel punk shut the ***k up and go home
He was red in face and his girlfriend is like " Tony this guy is huge he wcould kick your a$$ ,lets get a he** are here" so they jump in car and left
How some people can be this dam

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Morons drive all kinds of cars.

I got one, i'm only 17 years old and i have plenty of friends with civics and crap but anyways. I'm my 91 GT at a light and one of those CRX's pulls up next to me with a big as v-tec tunning sticker on the side, and the man just stares me down..LOL....i'm like rittttee..so the light turns green and he floors it and just black smoke poors out!!!!..lol and the funny thing is i'm still right next to him just driving normal..soo i just half throtled right by him, and a bouns to that he had a huge 5 inch tach with a shift light on it and i see his shift light go on and i'm bearly going!!!!! it was a classic dumb ass ricer moment.

I was browzin through all the old threads n thought i'd try to pull a Halloween stunt and ressurrect this dead thread. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

As for ricer stories, I have a recent one althou there wasn't any race. I'm drivin home @ 3 am in the mornin n this black dodge magnum rolls up next to me @ a light, I turn off my music to hear his and hear the bass and the rap. Then he opens his door and pokes his head out to look @ my car. He rolls the window down and goes "I bet this hemi could take you" All I have is an exhaust and a cold air intake as well as no gas sadly enough I fed his ego and agreed. I wasn't about to go racing him down the street only to have my car die in the middle of the road cuz I'm outta gas. Then he goes on complimenting my car saying " it was the **** back in the day, it was the fastest car on the road and all, take care of it" so I spent the rest of the night annoyed that I didn't get to race him but w.e. ya win some ya lose some.

Thanks for resurrecting it... only 18 more days to halloween? You are a little early. Dumbass

mackey said:

Thanks for resurrecting it... only 18 more days to halloween? You are a little early. Dumbass

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wow...you dont have to be mean...chill out

I have too many of these to tell, and I won't get into my story too much, but one of my ricer kills ended up with me taking home the girl that was originally in the "Spoon" Civic. (It wasn't a Spoon Civic, just a sticker). The poor guy was through 3 gears before I plugged my shifter into 2nd. Loser.

Cameruhs

Hey did that Cameruh driver have a mullet?

CamaroMullet: The CamaroMullet used to have full reign over the mullet brethren, but that was back in the 70's and 80's. This species has fallen from grace since, but can still be seen enjoying NASCAR events and shopping at Kragen, or up in the attic cooking up crank. Distinguishing features include: a molester mustache (peach fuzzy), tight-fitting acid wash jeans, and an ever-present key ring hanging from the belt loop.

Feel the mulletude emanating through your computer screen from this rare pic.

It is not recommended you confront the CamaroMullet, for they are very aggressive and cannot be hurt (this might be due to the frequent use of methamphetamines, angel dust, etc.).
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

Mulletude: 10

Aggressiveness: 10

Hobbies: primering cars, bar fights, picking scabs, losing teeth.

Sightings: Kragen, Grand Auto, working on a Camaro on their front lawn.

Favorite Band: AC DC

Here is new story but this one is with stupid Mustang driver

Well tonight I was workin to 10PM on jom and 30 min. after job I tryin put some new tune on Tweecer (playin with spark/timing)so I can tested on way home ,
On one light I have red light when I saw black Mustang Convertible turning left on my road, I was like "let see ,sound like V8, have tail lights from 94-95 , dual exhaust and on rear bumper say GT, so it was an 5.0" than on greet I panched hard so I cath him on next light ,I come sise by side whan I sat side skirt (straight ,thats 94) same is Mine , guy have some ugly lookin 17" meybe american racing or whatever,
So on green light he little bit panched but I was still on light listening is it AODE or T-5 ,and its T-5 , I'm like yes , lets go and play with him, so I catch him in sec on next light he roll window down and ask me for my Stang I told him 94 5.0 ,5 speed ,he was "just like mine" than he ask me how many miles I have on clock, I said 106K he was 85K , and he said lets race I wanna beat that Mustang , I ask him how he know he can beat me, he was " well I have less miles and lighter rims" , so I tell him could be so I turn my Tweecer off (untuned again), light turn green ,he hit first about half sec than I lanched from 3500 (because it was cold night 45* Nittos don't like cold weather) dump clutch at 5700 shift in 2nd and by 5500 in 2nd i'm already 2 cars in front of him, than red light so we hit brakes, he was "you cheating man, i was how, "don't know but you cheating on me" I was whatever dude and light turn green, I didn't punch hard this time just because he can thing he beat me this time, so I was playin with him about 10 lights and on one light we stop again ,and I told him lets try againg this time, no lights in fron us ,lets try hit 4th , I lanched at 4K slip clutch at 6200 stift in 2nd than sane thing is 3rd and at 5900 in 4th , man he was toooo many cars befind me, daaaamn , I didn't know I'm that much faster than him (or me when I was stock and run 15.1@89 ,20 months ago),than on next red light he was dude lets try from a roll, you have gears I don't I will kill you on HWY, so we went on HWY and do from a 50 roll , I was in 2nd puf in halt sec 3rd, this time 6100 4th ,than at 6000 5th and I keep going about little bit more 145 , look at mirror , he was like 1 mile befing me, , I take next exit and wait little bit and he pulled next to me, "man that is one fast 94 Stang what you got in that thing" just two 10s with 100 lbs box, one chair ,a few work shirts and loptop , he was c'mon man,for real what you got, I was about $8K than I start tell him what I have, at the end he was Nice and fast ride man ,take care and we went home
I know this was Stanger too but cocy " well I have less miles and lighter rims"
I know this roads and hwy here in Erie so I can race without been scared for cops

Sorry guy for long story , this gonna be realy hard to read but I did my best