Kill bugs, paint your car, light up a smoke with this craigslist find

wouldn't ya love to see him lean in just a little too far to light it?

I would put in a few bucks to see someone do that.

You know why it says not to call after 830? I bet its because he's got it on the back porch watching it, just sitting around, smoking, drinking, and watching bugs spark.

This just reminded me of a Glock a guy was trying to sell on Gunbroker. He pollished the slide on the Glock so that it had a mirror finish, and to show how well the mirror finish was he used a pack of Newports. Why a pack of cigarettes? Why of all Newports? Some people are so trashy it's so imbedded into them it isn't funny. Yeah, you buy that from him and you have a gun that smells like a stale ashtray.

Not to say all smokers are trash, my girl smokes, but she doesn't smoke newports and doesn't use a bug zapper to light up that is for sure.