Lucky drunk ricers

'66 coupe

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So the other night my roommates and I are hanging out at 1:30 when we hear ricer exhaust, tires screeching and a loud crash. We go outside and can barely see down the road as two kids exit a car with one taillight, and look at it. Suddenly we all hear sirens as the kids take off with all of us 100 ft. away(too far to get a plate number). Well, we live off of University Blvd which gets A LOT of cops running code 3's at night. So I figured the cops weren't coming for them; it was too early for anyone to have made a call.
What we then figured out is that they knocked over a lightpole, which is why it was so dark where they were standing. Apparently, they came flying down our road, swerved to miss my roommate's '94 V6 parked out front, and went into the yard across the street. They then went sideways and hit the pole two houses down. We woke up the neighbors whose property was damaged and called the FHP. The FHP took a report, but since the kids fled, couldn't do much. We did however have their front bumper that was lost in the crash.:rlaugh: Today, we learned from the neighbors that the driver lived down the road and was found by the police because he parked his car out front.:nono: :rlaugh:
That's the story. Here's the pictures.
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My roommate(Ian7654 here on stangnet), and his schenanigans.
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My roommate Jay's '94 where it was parked that night. We have a Mustang house; except for one roommate who has a '92 CRaPmaro
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Ian's GT with my car in the frame. You can't see where the pole was, but it's in the yard to the right of the house with the Corolla. A new light was up in 8 hours, but the yard is pretty messed up.
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Bastards are lucky they didn't go into a house and hurt someone that wasn't being a dumbass that night.
 

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If you're going to smash your car up that much. don't park it out on the street. Put it in the garage, or behind your house. then dig out your factory bumpers and make a trip to the junkyard. and a few cans of spray paint the color of your car.

other than that, IT'S FRIGGEN HILARIOUS!!!!
 
GREATEST POST IVE SEEN IN A WHILE A+ :)

There are so many things i just cant believe about that story (I believe you, but can't believe that anyone is as dumb as those kids) The best part is that they parked it out front...they mustve been plastered...which makes them even dumber...

Great to hear no Stangs were damaged
 
man i was racing a ricer in a honda the other day and before i took him he fugin almost ram into me he said it was an accident but wat it really was its taht he didnt wanna looose I HATEEEE RICCERRSSSSSSSSSS