I can't beleive this thread is still going!
I haven't checked in since the end of August. Sombody needs to write a reader's digest version for us to chatch up.
Here you go:
Since August: StDr realizes that after the wedding Miss Heather's name will be Heather Rose--too precious for words. Wedding is planned for June 21. East coast closet crew thinking road trip. Chepsk8 still hitting on Heather's mom. Photos of engagement ring on Miss Heather's LEFT hand. Honeymoon planned to Jamaica. No more modeling sessions for Andy
. Heather and Andy practicing dance moves and taking engagement photos. Heather's mom asks Andy to hook her up with a cute single guy her age. Dan and Fritz trip over each other making sure they're first on the list.
A discussion on the pros and cons of Bud v. Michelob Ultra. Thread hits the one-year mark...still no pictures of Heather's mom--Dan and Fritz getting ornery. LOOOONG discussion on the merits of using left hand/right hand/both hands.
Heather has a birthday. After many (inappropriate) gift suggestions, Andy decides on dinner out, lots of candles and cuddling in front of the TV, a chick flick, bottle of perfume and a coupon book full of IOUs. Good choice Andy.
There's going to be a bachelor showdown between Dan and Fritz pretty soon. Andy can no longer concentrate on anything since Miss Heather started sporting some VERY impressive tan lines.
Mrs. StDr (the lovely Hungarian nurse) makes an appearance on the thread. Andy decides to have an all-Mustang wedding
--lots of high-fives for this idea. Still no pictures of Heather's mom...Chepie getting cranky
...Mr. and Mrs. StDr doing some online flirting. End of October, after MONTHS of waiting, Andy finally posts pictures of the elusive Heather's mom (and sister). Inappropriate comments are rescinded after discovering sister is a minor. Engagement photos are taken.
The Red Sox win the World Series. Several pages of discussion re. chasing tornadoes. Fritz has a new blond-haired, long-legged lady friend. Haven't heard much from Andy lately, and his thread is suffering a quadruple hijacking as a result... How'd I do? Did I miss anything?