hard liquor???You got off easy. My ex-wife's motto was, " I can't be overdrawn. I still have checks left." I kid you not.
I tell my son, "you know what the most powerful force in the universe is?" Makes a man do just about anything.
Close. It usually follows the hard liquor, at least around closing time.hard liquor???
You got off easy. My ex-wife's motto was, " I can't be overdrawn. I still have checks left." I kid you not.
I tell my son, "you know what the most powerful force in the universe is?" Makes a man do just about anything.
You boys are all wrong. Well if you're single maybe but if you're married it's kinda like going through the drive thru: you wanna ahh I guess you wanna? Married sex best analogy I got: its the difference between hunting and going to grocery store. While the store is a steady meal it's always more fun to hunt. Single men, happy huntingThe NFL. No wait... NASCAR... No... That's still not right.
Chivalry is dead, women killed itmakin' us look bad, dammitt where's the southern hospitality these days??
makin' us look bad, dammitt where's the southern hospitality these days??
I know. What's up with that? All chivalry has move to the midwest. I just got a job promotion in Detroit and I'm going to commute every week from Atlanta. Well, actually I'm thinking of driving up to Chatanooga every week to avoid the anus that is Hartsfield Jackson. Everyone says that the south is known for its hospitality. After living here almost my whole life while travelling all over America, I can honestly say that nothing is farther from the truth. The south is full of nothing but assholes and lazy people.
Kurt
Yeah Detroit that's a vacation..... I hear the travel agents provide bullet proof vestsI dont know that moving into Detroit will help you escape assholes, just a hunch. Now if you want to come on over to Iowa, we're all just a bunch of happy go lucky MFers.
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