I had to double check who posted that rant. Sounded like this other guy that has been kinda ranting lately..
And..we even won't talk about what caliber of women may, or may not have been enamoured by a 1978 MII
I always kinda liked the pintos
Not really pathetic
Ok, maybe a little.
You'll be too old!Makes no damned sense whatsoever, but once I figured it out...
Dude, I don't get it, just benefit from it.
Mint '87 GT vert? Nope, not a glance from any girl, anywhere.
2010 GT? 2009 GT/CS? One or two.
Harvest ****ing gold '76 coupe with NO interior, peeling paint, and a cracked vinyl top??? Just like being the guy with a guitar in high school.
Makes no damned sense whatsoever, but once I figured it out...
Not the 2And just when I was starting to like you a little...you gotta go liking a 2.
-1
Dammit!!! Don't you get it?Not the 2
Just the pinto
I don't need any stinkin' powah windas, no powah seats, no booty heatin' seats 'cause I don't like no letha, no touch screen 'cause my fingas stay to dang greaseh, no satlite 'cause don't no body need ta be trackin' me, no dang traction control ( my feet's take care a dat, no anti lock brakin' cause my feet's take care a dat too, no dang lane departia warnin' cause that's what mirrahs are fo, don't need no dag on parkin' sensahs cause that's what you learn how big yo dang car is fo, no expensive dang synthetic oil goin in nottin I drive cause dinosahr oil is the best rust pervintativ and I needs it fo my ashy elbos afta changin' da oil, no prescy ole tire pressure sensahs cause I know if the tire bulgin' put some air in da suckah, don need nah bit ov emmitsion crapolah cause it don't pollute like a dump truck and they get by fine, don't need no dang air bags 'cause I don need nuffin smack in me in the face 'cause I got road rage and decide to hit sumbody, if I hit sumtin' by mistake den I deservs ta get hit in da face cause I crashed my dang car, no drive by da wire cause I needs a cable connectid case I got to pedal da gas cause the car bout ta cut off an don't run right, I gotz ta hav some AC dough cause it gets hot where I be at.
DA END
I hope you all realize how hard it was to write that....dag on autocorrect. Imagine when your car starts auto correcting you...y'all won't be able to have any fun.
This was in the 2000s, and no fat chicks.It was the late 70's......the acid had to start taking its toll sooner or later. And all of those fat chicks that lost to the cheer leader riding with the quarterback in the trans am, had to get to the prom some how.
One step above an ox cart. Barely.
The pinto came first in that platform, the pinto was sacrificed to save the mustang name, you had to add your own V8, gave ralph nader something to do (not sure if that was really true)Dammit!!! Don't you get it?
They're the same freakin' car.
Its funny how you still see cars and trucks from the mid 90s back....but how many vehicles from the early 2000s do you still see on the road ?
Century isn't that bad once you get past the nauseating ride, horrifying acceleration, and piss-poor handling. The A/C, stereo, seat comfort, and reliability are all top-notch, which is ASTOUNDING considering who built them.I was just pointing out to some friends who thought a Mustang wasn't really family friendly enough that the only early 2000's cars you see are Mustangs and Buick Centuries and I refuse to ever buy a Century.
My grandpa bought a 2001 new. I ended up driving it for about a year, we kept it as an extra car after my grandparents passed. Still can't get over how bad my 2014 F150's stereo and A/C are in comparison.I completely agree with your assessment. My father had a 2002 Century that he sold to my mother in law in 2007 and she drove it another 4 or 5 years until she wanted something new. I guess even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while.
Not for a newer car.....
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