New Cars Are Dumb

[95BlueStallion]

LMAO, fair enough.

 

[Black1987]

I had to double check who posted that rant. Sounded like this other guy that has been kinda ranting lately..

 

[95BlueStallion]

 

[General karthief]

I always kinda liked the pintos
Not really pathetic
Ok, maybe a little.

 

[Adieu]

And..we even won't talk about what caliber of women may, or may not have been enamoured by a 1978 MII

Dude, I don't get it, just benefit from it.

Mint '87 GT vert? Nope, not a glance from any girl, anywhere.

2010 GT? 2009 GT/CS? One or two.

Harvest ing gold '76 coupe with NO interior, peeling paint, and a cracked vinyl top??? Just like being the guy with a guitar in high school.

Makes no damned sense whatsoever, but once I figured it out...

 

[CarMichael Angelo]

I always kinda liked the pintos
Not really pathetic
Ok, maybe a little.

And just when I was starting to like you a little...you gotta go liking a 2.

-1

 

[General karthief]

Makes no damned sense whatsoever, but once I figured it out...

You'll be too old!

 

[CarMichael Angelo]

Dude, I don't get it, just benefit from it.

Mint '87 GT vert? Nope, not a glance from any girl, anywhere.

2010 GT? 2009 GT/CS? One or two.

Harvest ****ing gold '76 coupe with NO interior, peeling paint, and a cracked vinyl top??? Just like being the guy with a guitar in high school.

Makes no damned sense whatsoever, but once I figured it out...

It was the late 70's......the acid had to start taking its toll sooner or later. And all of those fat chicks that lost to the cheer leader riding with the quarterback in the trans am, had to get to the prom some how.

One step above an ox cart. Barely.

 

[General karthief]

And just when I was starting to like you a little...you gotta go liking a 2.

-1

Not the 2
Just the pinto

 

[CarMichael Angelo]

Not the 2
Just the pinto

Dammit!!! Don't you get it?

They're the same freakin' car.

 

[FastDriver]

I don't need any stinkin' powah windas, no powah seats, no booty heatin' seats 'cause I don't like no letha, no touch screen 'cause my fingas stay to dang greaseh, no satlite 'cause don't no body need ta be trackin' me, no dang traction control ( my feet's take care a dat, no anti lock brakin' cause my feet's take care a dat too, no dang lane departia warnin' cause that's what mirrahs are fo, don't need no dag on parkin' sensahs cause that's what you learn how big yo dang car is fo, no expensive dang synthetic oil goin in nottin I drive cause dinosahr oil is the best rust pervintativ and I needs it fo my ashy elbos afta changin' da oil, no prescy ole tire pressure sensahs cause I know if the tire bulgin' put some air in da suckah, don need nah bit ov emmitsion crapolah cause it don't pollute like a dump truck and they get by fine, don't need no dang air bags 'cause I don need nuffin smack in me in the face 'cause I got road rage and decide to hit sumbody, if I hit sumtin' by mistake den I deservs ta get hit in da face cause I crashed my dang car, no drive by da wire cause I needs a cable connectid case I got to pedal da gas cause the car bout ta cut off an don't run right, I gotz ta hav some AC dough cause it gets hot where I be at.

DA END


I hope you all realize how hard it was to write that....dag on autocorrect. Imagine when your car starts auto correcting you...y'all won't be able to have any fun.

This and Joszefsz's post were fun to read, Thanks! Made me laugh.

 

[Adieu]

It was the late 70's......the acid had to start taking its toll sooner or later. And all of those fat chicks that lost to the cheer leader riding with the quarterback in the trans am, had to get to the prom some how.

One step above an ox cart. Barely.

This was in the 2000s, and no fat chicks.

 

[General karthief]

Dammit!!! Don't you get it?

They're the same freakin' car.

The pinto came first in that platform, the pinto was sacrificed to save the mustang name, you had to add your own V8, gave ralph nader something to do (not sure if that was really true)
Extra points for firestone 500 tires
Long live the pinto!

 

[Ryuk]

Its funny how you still see cars and trucks from the mid 90s back....but how many vehicles from the early 2000s do you still see on the road ?

I was just pointing out to some friends who thought a Mustang wasn't really family friendly enough that the only early 2000's cars you see are Mustangs and Buick Centuries and I refuse to ever buy a Century.

 

[Adieu]

I was just pointing out to some friends who thought a Mustang wasn't really family friendly enough that the only early 2000's cars you see are Mustangs and Buick Centuries and I refuse to ever buy a Century.

Century isn't that bad once you get past the nauseating ride, horrifying acceleration, and piss-poor handling. The A/C, stereo, seat comfort, and reliability are all top-notch, which is ASTOUNDING considering who built them.

 

[Ryuk]

I completely agree with your assessment. My father had a 2002 Century that he sold to my mother in law in 2007 and she drove it another 4 or 5 years until she wanted something new. I guess even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while.

 

[Mustang5L5]

We don't see very many pre-2000's cars where I live because they all just rust out by that point. Body, exhaust, wiring, etc. It won't pass inspection so it gets offloaded to Maine where they will allow anything with 4 wheels to drive on the road. Seeing a 1990's or even 1980's anything here is like seeing Bigfoot. They did away with emissions requirements for them simply because so few exist in the state.

 

[Adieu]

I completely agree with your assessment. My father had a 2002 Century that he sold to my mother in law in 2007 and she drove it another 4 or 5 years until she wanted something new. I guess even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while.

My grandpa bought a 2001 new. I ended up driving it for about a year, we kept it as an extra car after my grandparents passed. Still can't get over how bad my 2014 F150's stereo and A/C are in comparison.

 

[revhead347]

Not for a newer car.....

Yeah, probably not. I think it was $199 for a Mustang one last time I checked.

Kurt

 

[mikestang63]