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Daggar said:

bubbles--

You MUST be wary of DMAN! Often his wife will not let him out of the pen because he refuses to wear his helmet. As a result, it is often the dog that logs onto his account and makes ridiculous claims and posts. At one point, I'd thought to smack the dog with the bant stick (it's illegal to use someone Else's SN account) and had actually pressed the buttons to do so however (comma) being true to his nature, the dog retrieved the stick and was logged back in the next day.

Now... I'd gone to lengths to research the problem more thoroughly but the dog caught on before I could implement the measures. He'd implemented his OWN plan (being much smarter than DMAN) to actually talk THROUGH DMAN. This of course, is NOT a violation of the Terms of Service as there is nothing about talking through the rightful account owner in order to create threads or posts.

Now.... you must be careful of this one. It is often difficult to tell who is actually talking... DMAN or the dog. Sometimes the wife sneaks DMAN's meds into his food (blended meat byproducts designed to smell like a mix of high octane gas, pizza, and cheap beer), and he comes off almost about as smart as the dog. Because it has become very difficult to tell the difference between DMAN and dog posts these days, his account has not been suspended.

You should however be warned against taking advise (of any kind) from DMAN or the dog because you can not be sure who it is you're dealing with. Don't get me wrong... the dog has been a great addition to the forum but i wish he'd just get his own account and keep his password safe from DMAN. DO NOT ENTER INTO ANY DEALS WHERE MONEY EXCHANGES HANDS WITH THE ABOVE MENTIONED DMAN ACCOUNT.

DMAN himself, will forget what **** site he spent the money on or even that he spent the money ON a **** site and the dog just spends every dime on kittens and bitch fees.

Every so often we take up a collection to get DMAN a new helmet. Please be generous on these occasions as we feel very sorry for Mrs. DMAN and her constantly having to foot the bill for new helmets and styrofoam chin guards. Medicare no longer covers the helmets due to the amount of lewd substances that are consistently found in the old ones.


Thanks,
The Management

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