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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ryan218

In just 10 years, I'll be old enough to drive!!!!
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FBD said:
you bring the duct tape, ill bring the beer.
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^ kinky
 

Turkey Sammich

I can't fap normal. I cracked a rib, then my ankle
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FBD said:
you bring the duct tape, ill bring the beer.
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Duct tape is weak. I have zip ties and handcuffs

Strype said:
We could, but my 93 is all black and only comes out at night
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Is that why you have pictures of your 93 out in the day?

ryan218 said:
better not be before i can drive
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We can't wait 10 years dood
 

Turkey Sammich

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BK_CAULEY said:
i will bring the women. (and a lil sumthin for franky)
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I seriously want to know how you fit fat chicks in your car. Is it like at the circus where they have 32 clowns in a mini copper?
 

Strype

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Turkey Sammich said:
Is that why you have pictures of your 93 out in the day?
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I have a really good flash
 

ryan218

In just 10 years, I'll be old enough to drive!!!!
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Turkey Sammich said:
Duct tape is weak. I have zip ties and handcuffs

Is that why you have pictures of your 93 out in the day?


We can't wait 10 years dood
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6 months
 

Turkey Sammich

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ryan218 said:
6 months
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6 months, 10 years same diff.
 

ryan218

In just 10 years, I'll be old enough to drive!!!!
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Turkey Sammich said:
I seriously want to know how you fit fat chicks in your car. Is it like at the circus where they have 32 clowns in a mini copper?
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that sucker must ride the ground!
 

ryan218

In just 10 years, I'll be old enough to drive!!!!
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Turkey Sammich said:
6 months, 10 years same diff.
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only by 9 years and 6 months
 

BK_CAULEY

it's built for speed not longevity, woman
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u-haul gives me special rates, cause im a preffered customer.
 

ryan218

In just 10 years, I'll be old enough to drive!!!!
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BK_CAULEY said:
u-haul gives me special rates, cause im a preffered customer.
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you do know there is a weight limit
 

Ike83

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ryan218 said:
6 months
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Uh oh.......how many DWIs are we working with?
 

BK_CAULEY

it's built for speed not longevity, woman
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ryan218 said:
you do know there is a weight limit
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you know how much a** i can carry in this.

View attachment 382478
 

ryan218

In just 10 years, I'll be old enough to drive!!!!
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Ike83 said:
Uh oh.......how many DWIs are we working with?
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none im 15 1/2
 

Strype

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ryan218 said:
you do know there is a weight limit
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH B U R N!!!



 

BK_CAULEY

it's built for speed not longevity, woman
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ryan218 said:
none im 15 1/2
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well just listen to me and do as i say and i will get you all the booty you can stand.












































all at once.
 

Turkey Sammich

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Will his parents even allow him to have the secks? I mean look how long it took to let him buy a 5.0.
 

Darkwriter77

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It definitely put a damper on my day, seeing that headline, but I honestly don't find it all that surprising. Our "justice" system is such a pathetic crock o' poopie, especially when it comes to dealing with celebrities and/or rich scumbags. Money = freedom.

If I didn't know Paris has a real vag', I would swear she's a tranny. Her facial features and everything just scream she-male. Then again, plastic surgery nowadays can do some amazing things, and when you've got the entire Hilton empire for your budget, I'm sure they could make that snoochie LOOK authentic...

That's it. Paris is a man. What's the male equivalent name of Paris, anyway? Perry?

Her "medical condition" was probably a complication that arose after her cellmate molested her with a broomstick... (Anyone else see that episode of Super Deluxe.com?)
 

1991vert

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Strype said:
She was released for a "Medical Reason"...


Can we say DETOX symptoms
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i heard it was teh herpes that got her out
 

Turkey Sammich

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For cryin' outloud stop un-derailing this thread people
 

1991vert

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