Pick up lines

speedfreak98r

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The setting was my favorite hangout..Buffalo Wild Wings..I was talking to a friend of mine when a cutie came up next to me at the bar to order a drink. As she reached over to get it, her shirt came up just enough to see the nicest belly button this poor little man has ever seen . Feeling rather bold, possibly from the bucket of brewskies I had already downed, I proceeded to say..."I wanna make blow on your tummy" But this chick absolutly came unglued! (In a good way) She blushed and laughed so hard I thought she was going to pee her pants. I scored a number, and the rest is history. Just thought I'd share my strange story, and hear some of :SNSign:'s favorite lines.

-Freak

 

DTNODYA

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LOL!

Your dress looks like a mirror ... I can see myself in you.

 

speedfreak98r

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MineralMan

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My favorite one is direct, to the point, and usually catches them off guard.

"Nice shoes. Wanna f * ck?"

 

XxMustang281xX

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hahahahahahhhhahhahahahhaa

 

stangGT97

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ill give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle

 

merc123

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PIITB

 

DropTopPony

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you posted picks of yourself before...you didn't score no hotties number...lol

 

CobraRed_96_GT

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Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?

 

CobraRed_96_GT

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Can I read your T shirt in brail?

 

speedfreak98r

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CobraRed_96_GT said:

Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?

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Thats more often then not, true. After buying several drinks, and them flirting with you its always "Heres my boyfriend"

 

speedfreak98r

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I'm going out with miss tummy blow tonight though

 

myponyrocks

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I was at a restraunt after the local ren faire... the hostess dropped a spoon behind me (I was wearing my kilt)... so I dropped a "You didn't have to do that, if you wanted to look up my kilt all you had to do was ask" I too now have a number

 

RED2001GT

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I used to pick girls up at all the singles dances. The singles dances are the BEST palces to pick up girls.

 

Stang|ess

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DropTopPony said:

you posted picks of yourself before...you didn't score no hotties number...lol

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OUCH

 

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I was at a bar this weekend and after my buddy bought this vah jay jay a couple shots of patron (expensive) when he wasnt looking she proceeded to take her ring out of her pocket and put it on her left hand.


Wench

 

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MineralMan said:

My favorite one is direct, to the point, and usually catches them off guard.

"Nice shoes. Wanna f * ck?"

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Now that's class. How could any girl turn you down after that one???

 

speedfreak98r

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myponyrocks said:

I was at a restraunt after the local ren faire... the hostess dropped a spoon behind me (I was wearing my kilt)... so I dropped a "You didn't have to do that, if you wanted to look up my kilt all you had to do was ask" I too now have a number

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Nice. Fellow Irishman eh?

 

myponyrocks

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speedfreak98r said:

Nice. Fellow Irishman eh?

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Scottish at the faire, though I'm more Irish than Scottish...

But

Kilt + Drunk Girls = Guaranteed not to sleep alone, you don't even need a pick up line, most will come up to you and want to do a kilt inspection to make sure you're wearing it right (ie: nothing underneath)

 

speedfreak98r

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myponyrocks said:

Scottish at the faire, though I'm more Irish than Scottish...

But

Kilt + Drunk Girls = Guaranteed not to sleep alone, you don't even need a pick up line, most will come up to you and want to do a kilt inspection to make sure you're wearing it right (ie: nothing underneath)

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Achh. Ya, we did a toast standing on the bar this St. Pattis day wearing our kilts. That was fun. Most chics like a guy who can be that secure with himself.