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Ricer Christmas *funny!!!!!*

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  • Start date Start date Dec 7, 2007

Jacob_Royer

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Ricer Christmas
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"Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a Supercharged Camaro and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this 2 liter motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big blower.

As light goes to green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke.
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons.

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that blown Camaro gets traction.
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My rearview mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing.

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining.
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining.
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.

Don't bother with third, 'cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate.


Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any in that silly thing,"


I scowled and I revved and let out a sigh,
& did my classic trademark high speed fly-by,
Then I smiled and revved as I pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow, it will be a better night."
 

2000fordstanggt

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Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons.
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ha..thats priceless. them and their honda "VTACs"
 

BennyBlown2v

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VTEC FTW LAYOFF
 

Zax

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Now thats some funny sh**, "my classic trademark high speed fly-by"
 

mazen189

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hahaha, now I CAN relate, every now and then going to work, theres a guy in a CRX that i usually run into, and lol, every time, i end up racing him, and every time i end up killing him.
 

forum155pl

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^ lol i have one of them too but its a civic.. the other day i heard my radar detector start to beep so i reved on him again and he took off and got tagged by the cop.. PRICELESS!
 

fobra559

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Thanks for sharing that, it was some funny a** s*** VTEC
 

mazen189

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lol, yeah, that Btec is something else huh .........
 
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97redstang

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forum155pl said:
^ lol i have one of them too but its a civic.. the other day i heard my radar detector start to beep so i reved on him again and he took off and got tagged by the cop.. PRICELESS!
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LOL now thats some funny stuff
 

mustangman9812

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LOL LMAO!!! Dude Thats Is Funny!!!
 
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