Someone tried to break into the 03 - damn jerks

[agirlbeatyou]

so this happened at your house? in the garage??? go to wal mart get the $80.00 secrity camera (dont let sean know) and install it in the garage and get a couple for outside, sounds like alot of the stuff happening around there is a insider job peace



john

stripped the door lock and bent the hole around the lock.. Must of happened easter while at dinner( portland) or last night when I was at the gym. when its at the house its in the garage.

 

[SMOKEDYA]

stripped the door lock and bent the hole around the lock.. Must of happened easter while at dinner( portland) or last night when I was at the gym. when its at the house its in the garage.

o i c now! sorry bout the misunderstanding! sory to hear that tho. peace


john

 

[ddonaca351]

...OH, .... i see, says the blind dave.



Hmmmmm, leave your doors unlocked and your purse on the seat, I can show you how to build a small charge (will fit in a pack of smokes) and we can set it up on a proximity circuit (like a dog collar) so once it gets about 10ft outside the car it will go boom. No more thief....

It's kinda illegal though....


Might have to wash the car afterwards though.

"there are very few human problems, that can not be cured with a suitable application of high explosives."
-unknown-

DD-


LEGAL DISCLAIMER: The above e-mail is written in jest, I do not condone or endorse the extermination of low-life maggots who break into cars. This is a joke, and only a joke, if this had been an actual threat, you would have been told where and when to find the pieces.

 

[viperos]

...OH, .... i see, says the blind dave.



Hmmmmm, leave your doors unlocked and your purse on the seat, I can show you how to build a small charge (will fit in a pack of smokes) and we can set it up on a proximity circuit (like a dog collar) so once it gets about 10ft outside the car it will go boom. No more thief....

It's kinda illegal though....


Might have to wash the car afterwards though.

"there are very few human problems, that can not be cured with a suitable application of high explosives."
-unknown-

DD-


LEGAL DISCLAIMER: The above e-mail is written in jest, I do not condone or endorse the extermination of low-life maggots who break into cars. This is a joke, and only a joke, if this had been an actual threat, you would have been told where and when to find the pieces.

:LOL:

 

[agirlbeatyou]

...OH, .... i see, says the blind dave.



Hmmmmm, leave your doors unlocked and your purse on the seat, I can show you how to build a small charge (will fit in a pack of smokes) and we can set it up on a proximity circuit (like a dog collar) so once it gets about 10ft outside the car it will go boom. No more thief....

It's kinda illegal though....


Might have to wash the car afterwards though.

"there are very few human problems, that can not be cured with a suitable application of high explosives."
-unknown-

DD-

You come up with the best ideas . I still owe the neighbors down the street the 100's of magazine subscriptions!!