Holy christ LOL

well that sure isn't the "by the book" way on how to correct this problem.
Try taking the pads off, and making sure no grease is on them, and maybe even rough the pads up a little with some sand paper to make sure no grease became inbedded into the pads. Then try greasing up the contact points on the outside of the pad and the caliper piston.
Then check to make sure hte splash shield behind the rotor is not contacting the rotor at all, especially while turning the wheels.
Loud/Squeeky brakes should not be accepted as a "common" problem. The only common thing about it is that some low priced cheap aftermaket brake pads have been known to squeel, but there isn't anything you can do about that except get differnet pads. But good pads should not be making constant noise. Did the car roll off the factory line making brake squeeling down the street? Dont think so