North East SSoM Members!!!

We are getting aother cold blast here. Probably the coldest of the year. April and may are supposed to be above average in temp, can't wait. Though feburary is supposed to be the snowyest month. Just in time for your arrival. :lol:
 
I am here to help

Here is a guide thet may help you in your mod problems;

1) Place hand in crotch region.
2) Check for testicles.
3) If testicles are present, continue to nearest website and order parts.
4) If testicles are NOT present, check in wifes dresser upon arrival home, that's where they will be.

J/K :D Seriously though, does the wife know about the $4000? If not, mod away and have the stuff sent someplace else. You will have to get creative by the sounds of things.


-Mike
 
Badstang00 said:
Here is a guide thet may help you in your mod problems;

1) Place hand in crotch region.
2) Check for testicles.
3) If testicles are present, continue to nearest website and order parts.
4) If testicles are NOT present, check in wifes dresser upon arrival home, that's where they will be.-Mike


:rlaugh: :rlaugh: :rlaugh:

Also Check the christmas tree, they might be hanging there to when you get home.
 
DoubleONegative said:
You know that sounds good on paper but it doesn't work with Tina....

Examples
I bought her a new car in 02 what did i get, nothing.
We went to Ireland for vacation last March, me nothing
i bought her yet another diamond ( she has 3 rings, 2 pendants and 2 sets of ear rings) me nothing
I was told and i quote " nothing for that car until it is paid for"

I give her whatever she wants so don't give me that if she is happy crap because Satan won't budge when it comes to mods for the car

Damn I really don't get my wife anything and I don't have any problems. We buy things together such as the new computer desk we ordered. She buys occasional jewlery(not expensive stuff). She is happy with what she has. Not a materialistic person.
Try not spending any money on her. Maybe her head will start spinning around and spitting Pea soup everywhere. that is if she is truely demonic.
 
Wow Im amazed, one whole Page has been devoted to just one topic. I think page 20 should go down in history for SSoM. We will for now on always remember page 20 as.....will Mike ever find his balls
 
gaslight said:
Damn I really don't get my wife anything and I don't have any problems. We buy things together such as the new computer desk we ordered. She buys occasional jewlery(not expensive stuff). She is happy with what she has. Not a materialistic person.
Try not spending any money on her. Maybe her head will start spinning around and spitting Pea soup everywhere. that is if she is truely demonic.

Tina isn't materalitsic at all she it just way tight with money like her old man. The main reason behind her being like this is that she can't see putting money into a car that i still own money on. Although i did bitch for along time until she gave up when i had my GT.

Anyways **** it she won't notice the mods i plan anyway. How often does she look under the hood, or under the car for that matter. She doesn't drive it either so she won't notice the Tri-ax. A MAF she doesn't even know what that is. **** it it's my goddamn car anyhow