Storm coming in

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i hate this crappy weather. i ran over a branch about the size of a christmas tree in the middle of the road in the dark. i heard my license plate got ripped off and hit every part of my exhaust as it went under my car. (at least it's less weight?!) power went out at 5pm, just came back on almost 11pm now.

so yeah as soon as i posted this the power went out a few min after. and now 2 nights and 3 days later WITHOUT pwr... i'm back! it's been a living hell.. no hot water, no cooked food, waiting almost 30min in gas station lines, and i wasn't too happy when i woke up this morning (before pwr) and found snow frost outside.... boy i'm glad those linemen are out working in this freakin cold to get out power back up :hail2:
 
DEAR SANTA

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Dear Santa,

I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.

yer Frend, BiLLy

Dear Billy,

Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!

Santa
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Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!

Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,

Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?

Santa
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Dear Santa,

I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please ! see what you can do?

Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy,

Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.

Santa
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Dear Santa,

I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.

Love, Francis

Dear Francis,

Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay, I'll set you up with a Barbie.

Santa
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Dear Santa,

I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.

Love, Susan

Dear Susan,

Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.

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Dear Santa,

What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?

Your friend, Thomas


Dear Thomas,

All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.

Santa
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Dear Santa,

Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?

Love, Jessica

Dear Jessica,

Are you really that gullible or are you just a blonde? Good luck ! in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.

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Dear Santa,

I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?

Timmy

Timmy,

That whiney begging **** may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.

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Dearest Santa,

We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?

Love, Marky

Mark,

First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.

Sweet Dreams,

SANTA CLAWS!!!!

 
I went to the ship because we still dont have power at my place, parked my car in the parking garage on base and someone tagged it scraped the hell out of my new wheels, and dented the fender, also put a nice hole in the bumper. Now i gotta go get quotes for more stuff. ****ty week.