The world is full of morons

[youngone]

So my buddy bought a 91 GT on Friday, and as we're conversing with the owner he says, with a straight face mind you

" I'm gonna let you in on a secret, the easiest way to get 400 hp with this car is a E-303 camshaft, then if you shave the heads you'll get about 430". "



I spit my drink all over the road and had to curl up on the ground because my stomach hurt so much from laughing.


As I tried to tell him he was wrong it'll take alot more than that, he turns around and calls me a moron.

 

[Hickfied]

That's why I don't talk to so called "car people" around here anymore. Everyone thinks a 5oh came with 300RWHP from the factory, so their CAI and cammed 302 with flowmasters (e7 heads) should have atleast 360 at the wheels.

Oh, and the people that think a AFR225 headed 427 can be walked by a stock non roller 302 w/ c4's and c6's.

 

[Boss 351]

" I'm gonna let you in on a secret, the easiest way to get 400 hp with this car is a E-303 camshaft, then if you shave the heads you'll get about 430". "
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so if I go bald, my car will get stronger?

 

[Turkey Sammich]

Something must be wrong with my E-303, I didn't pull that much on the dyno

 

[youngone]

Something must be wrong with my E-303, I didn't pull that much on the dyno

You must not have the "special" one.

 

[ill advised]

Seriously, my e-cam must be missing a few lobes. F-ing Ford.

 

[blackened88lx]

Haha, must be the same guy I bought my car from. He swore it had carbon fiber headers.

 

[Fett]

Haha, must be the same guy I bought my car from. He swore it had carbon fiber headers.

No, no, no. You guys have it all wrong. If you have a carbon fiber E-cam, THEN you will have 400hp.

 

[Hizzle]

only if you have the rotary pistons

 

[wythors]

He must be related to this guy on Ford Forums.

 

[BK_CAULEY]

He must be related to this guy on Ford Forums.

that guy is retarted.

 

[Hizzle]

real retarded. Myabe that new alternator he just had replaced will free up another 20

 

[squeak93]

real retarded. Myabe that new alternator he just had replaced will free up another 20

It's worth at least 40.. Its a low draw alt dawg............

 

[HISSIN50]

That only occurs with the Vteque E-303.

You should have gone along with him, but added that while he was right, torque output drops to 105 lb-ft and it only occurs at 8500 RPM.

 

[Mikie]

Yeah, also tell him about how muffler bearings give you 10 solid rwhp. This really is why the GM guys stay pissed at us. The Mustang is and has always been their number 1 rival and when some dip **** spouts off crap like that to them... whether on the net or at a local hangout it really makes US look bad. Dont think for one minute just because they are GM guys that they wont have a clue about how a 5.0 or 4.6 operates. Truth is that every "true" racer will always lowball his or her hp numbers and not even speak of Ets. Its always the "ricer at heart" V8 owners that crow about their stuff...that is until the track humbles them in front of all of their buddies.

 

[wythors]

Truth is that every "true" racer will always lowball his or her hp numbers and not even speak of Ets. Its always the "ricer at heart" V8 owners that crow about their stuff...that is until the track humbles them in front of all of their buddies.

Show car that run 8.52 @ 82 mph on the street tires!!!

 

[Mikie]

Glad your amused.

The point at hand was people bragging to others that have no clue what they are talking about or even ever visited a track.

The reason I put my time in my sig is because I get tired of every one asking me if I have any times on the car.

The true racer line is intended for several of my buddies that wouldnt tell you squat about what they run.

My apollogies if I sound stupid in my comments.

 

[Goober89]

ROFL!!

 

[ill advised]

lol I think he's just yanking your chain Mikie. Lots of guys here have times in their sig. this is Stangnet afterall, rarely does a chance to zing someone go unfulfilled.

 

[Flavadave4]

Oh yeah, It must have been the special one with Vtak e7 heads, I heard they respond well when you shave them. LOL

It works like this....
http://www.automodding.com/gallery/showfull.php?photo=10001239