I get sleepy during my haircut, but then I tell the lady to rub her you know what up against me and it wakes me right up.
Ps.
My wife cut's my hair.
I thought people were supposed to post what really happens, not what they dream about when they fall asleep.
I normally get a headache trying to make small talk with the fat lady who apparently doesn't wanna talk to me anyhow.
Is anyone else like me: If there's more than one person sitting in the lobby, I won't go in. I'll waste several drive-by's over several days just so I don't have to read 2005 Time magazines.
I remember a thread just like this as well
I constantly get erections from the head massages....
they seem to be the same "pre-sleep" woodies that I used to get in school and church as a kid.....
I can't believe you said that...
Once you get to know me on here, it won't be so surprising at all. In fact, if you didn't feel vomit comin back up, this was quite tame. I've made over half of 94-95 Stangnet want-to or actually vomit at some point.
I can't believe you said that...
BUT..... my girl gives me head massages when she washes my hair too so I know where you are coming from... Especially when she kind of straddles me from the front so them boobies are danglin right in my face....mmmmmmmm... boobies
