Who wants to drive my Cobra?

jordanvraptor · Aug 11, 2005

Nitrous Pete probably thinks all of us are slow...

gospeedgo · Aug 11, 2005

You guys are all slow and I drive an Escort

LMAO...kidding..I was just feeling left out of the conversation. See you guys tommorow night for Heads Up, right?

agirlbeatyou · Aug 11, 2005

Rootus said:
You misunderstand ... Allen is just talking smack. I recommend that you not take any of the comments in this thread personally.

agirlbeatyou · Aug 11, 2005

gospeedgo said:
You guys are all slow and I drive an Escort

LMAO...kidding..I was just feeling left out of the conversation. See you guys tommorow night for Heads Up, right?

Thats fuuny your the one that mentioned yesterdat you want to get an 03 cobra!! SO I GUESS you are feeling left out!!

agirlbeatyou · Aug 11, 2005

fiveohwblow said:
ASD said:

Keith,
I see you want to keep this going so here we go….

No loss of words......Just real busy. I am just tired of retards saying there cars are fast and they still run in the 12's. Yes, I called you tards!

I am quite proud of my 12 second time slips thank you. Fast is relative, and 12 second time slips are great for anyone in a mustang considering there has only been one late model production mustang that came capable of that stock. Either you got money, or dedication, or both. I dont know you, but I am assuming your retard comment comes from some inside anger. Call Dr. Phill, seriously, and stop knocking my hard work. I do claim fast because thats my opinion and your name calling will not divert reality from settling in my mind.

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Hey Justin Im breathing down yout neck with my 13.1 N/A.. humm little more pratice for me and I'll have you beat!!!

ASD · Aug 11, 2005

Rootus said:
Pansy. And by pansy I mean someone who doesn't have any times at all and keeps saying their car is fast.

Speaking of sitting in a parking lot with the hood up ... where has your car been lately? You keep showing up in the pickup, what is wrong with the Cobra? I'd rather have a dirty Cobra than a broken one. What'd you do, turn yours into redneck lawn art?

Go hang out with your buddy bill and polish your knobs^H^H^H^H^Hbillet, and leave the grown-ups to talk car stuff.

Dave,
The car is down and I am taking my time to change a few things. I know you miss seeing it so if you want I can send you some pictures. I am not sure about redneck lawn art but I am sure it runs in your family. I leave the knob polishing to my wife and since I have never seen you with a woman I will assume Keith is taking care of that for you. You are right, I will leave the grown-ups to talk car stuff because your mechanical aptitude it so advanced.
Also, I don’t keep saying my car is fast.... I just keep telling you yours is not.

ASD · Aug 11, 2005

duner said:
Wow I think we found the sandy vagina. I think the sand has also worked it's way into your sense of humor.

I guess I'd be pissed and in a foul mood too if my car was in pieces. Especially when the mod taking place is compensating for the micro........

Keith,
That’s great that Dave finally showed you his sandy vagina. Can you tell me where you saw my car in pieces??? As for the mods taking place don’t be haters!

agirlbeatyou · Aug 11, 2005

ASD said:
Dave,
The car is down and I am taking my time to change a few things. I know you miss seeing it so if you want I can send you some pictures. I am not sure about redneck lawn art but I am sure it runs in your family. I leave the knob polishing to my wife and since I have never seen you with a woman I will assume Keith is taking care of that for you. You are right, I will leave the grown-ups to talk car stuff because your mechanical aptitude it so advanced.
Also, I don’t keep saying my car is fast.... I just keep telling you yours is not.

you said knob polishing!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

fiveohwblow · Aug 11, 2005

Rootus said:
You misunderstand ... Allen is just talking smack. I recommend that you not take any of the comments in this thread personally.

Gotcha. Noted. I am not offended yet, but it is possible...

fiveohwblow · Aug 11, 2005

wifesweetstang said:
fiveohwblow said:

Hey Justin Im breathing down yout neck with my 13.1 N/A.. humm little more pratice for me and I'll have you beat!!!

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Maybe, but I am in the process of a blowoff/diverter valve, 4 lbs more boost, and 3.55's. All in the mail..... you might need a bit more n/a power when I am done.... My main issue will be to then find the money for some slicks...

gospeedgo · Aug 11, 2005

fiveohwblow said:
Gotcha. Noted. I am not offended yet, but it is possible...

Just remember the semi-famous quote:
"Its not real life...its just Stangnet"

The Factor · Aug 11, 2005

Rootus said:
Enter at your own risk, Ed . Speaking of slow ... if it weren't for those drag radials of yours, your ported-blower monster would be slower than my meek little "just a 2.76" noodle. Even at Woodburn, you are still 0.37 mph slower through the traps than I am at PIR. Ed, Ed, Ed... you know, I compared our timeslips from the last time at PIR, and I was actually gaining on you throughout the entire run. I thought you had 500 horsepower??? I think the dyno lied to you. Only The Track knoweth the truth...

Tell you what, I'll trade you my stock Eaton w/2.76 pulley for your Stieg, so you can get into the 11's...

//that'll teach Ed for getting involved in this thread... muhahaha

Its not your MPH That determines whos faster or wins the race, its the time it takes to get from point A to B , thus making me faster , much faster Also your "one" freak 117mph run at PIR with a tail wind doesnt make you faster I've got multiple trap speeds 1/4 mile times that are faster than you, And as far as are mod list is concerned, when ya race, ya bring what got . Other wise have a coke and a smile and well you know the rest .Any time you wanna race let me know At PIR , Woodburn ect. you know were to find me. A little spanking might do ya good That little tid bit of a attitude adjustment for ya might be just what ya need.So when ya wanna step up to plate let me know, Yes Dave this is a official challenge, besides I'd like to see ya in my rear view mirror some more P.S You know I luv ya...but you started so there

P.S My woodburn runs were at 95 degree air temps and on the track i'm sure was over a 100 how cold was it on YOUR " O N E " 117 TRAP at PIR... 60deg

The Factor · Aug 11, 2005

Dave "Side note '' As far as you comparing time slips from like 2 or 3 months ago, I think that was the last time you raced wasnt it, On your notes you probably didnt notice I was pulling 2 to 3 degrees of timing on the top end, whitch since then has been corrected

stang_lover69 · Aug 11, 2005

ItsHisAndMine said:
WOW, what a useful comment!

yea, because yours was much better

stang_lover69 · Aug 11, 2005

hey rootus.....what's with the border around your posts? i haven't seen anyone elses like that. just curious

Rogue Cobra · Aug 11, 2005

Wow, this thread is like a train wreck. You know you should not keep coming back and looking, but you just can't help it.

Patrick

The Factor · Aug 11, 2005

stang_lover69 said:
hey rootus.....what's with the border around your posts? i haven't seen anyone elses like that. just curious

Its his G-String he had laying around

stang_lover69 · Aug 11, 2005

03yellowvenom said:
Its his G-String he had laying around

you're quite fiesty lately aren't ya?

The Factor · Aug 11, 2005

Only when provoked

The Factor · Aug 11, 2005

And then its on and yes im always the pitcher

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